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EEEYYYYOOOOO BYE MOTHERFUCKERS
I'M GIVEING AWAY THIS COMPUTER FOR REALS THIS TIME I NEVER HATE\D ANYONE I JUST WANTED TO FIT IN PEACE OUT BYEEEEEEEEEE ALSO I WONT BE READING THESE COMMENTS
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quick, someone give me the hiccups. its been years and i miss them :(
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how large does an egg have to be before it becomes suspicious and not just Large?
i'd answer probably the size of a chevrolet pick up truck to register as "suspicious"
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guys is this the second comeing of jesus christ. like i'm low key worried

Adjusting things in prison.
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sorry
listen. listen to me.
you do not deserve to die.
I love you.
okay?
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in MY DEFENCE, the horse semen was left in an OPEN CONTAINER near a FOUR YEAR OLD ME.
my mother used to be a horse breeder. and i thought it was milk.
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
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i just sent that email some lesbian my little pony fanfiction. LE REVELUTION



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show tucker from fullmetal alchemist, on the other hand....
Evil scientists aren’t e v i l the way society thinks of evil. People who hurt others for the sake of hurting others are evil. Michael Myers? Evil. (Though he is kinda helpful sometimes :]). Dr Frankenstein? Not the same kind of “evil” Michael is. Mad/Evil scientists are anti-villains. “Wrong” actions for the “right reasons”. “Morally grey”. All actions in pursuit of science. Science spares nobody, scientists are the harbingers of science. A few people have to die? Oh well NECESSARY “EVIL”. Not e v i l, just have different ideals and goals🤷♂️
They’re also just goofy little guys😋
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE VENTS-
There are three problems with rescuing me. One, I am on floor -845. Two, the floor is filled with noxious gas. Three, the elevators don’t go down to, or anywhere near, floor -845. You have until weeks end to save me.
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WITCHY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR
i wanna make a spell bomb. just a fuck ton of curses and hexes all launched at once at someone if they do a certain action. how do i do this.
hint, thier name starts with "t" and ends with "rump"
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welcome back my mortal enemys. i hope you slept well, for your doom is on the horizon
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I GOT NOTICED BY A TUMBLR CELEBERATY FUCK YEAH
HEY
I'M AN ANTINAZI.
fuck you elon!
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