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since nobody seems to want to step up...i’ll be leaving this blog, it seems. was a wonderful experience!

Due to my unavailability to run this blog as the owner, I’m stepping down from my position. If anybody would like to run this blog, please message me over at @yoitschrissybro and I’ll help with arranging everything. 

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New Imagines Blog!

Hey everyone. I’m sorry to drop in like this, but I will also be leaving this blog. I’ve found I prefer having more control with my writing blogs. I really appreciate having been a part of this one though, and I think all of the mods are wonderful people! 

That being said, if you like my writing I’ve started up my own at @treeresinimagines if you wanted to send any asks there! I intend to be far more active over there. Love you guys! 

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Due to my unavailability to run this blog as the owner, I’m stepping down from my position. If anybody would like to run this blog, please message me over at @yoitschrissybro and I’ll help with arranging everything. 

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an explanation

hi ya'll! it's mod chrissy!

ya'll are probs pretty peeved that nobody's been posting lately. i dont know the other member's reasons, but here's mine: i've lost interest. im trying to tackle the furst semester my senior year and a college class and being president of a club and then assistant stage manager of my drama club all at once. i have a lot on my plate. so i dont have a lot of free time!

that being said, im not sure what's going to happen with humerusimagines. ive toyed with the idea of maybe passing it on to somebody else, but this IS a sideblog, so im unsure how that would happen. its all up in the air atm! when i figure it out i'll let ya'll know.

for now though...if you want to see more of my content, check my main blog: @yoitschrissybro

as of now, this blog is under hiatus! i love all of you so much, thank you for sticking around. to my mods: thank you for posting when i couldnt. im so proud of you all.

cya on the flipside!

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Does this blog do matchups? I've been looking for one but most blogs don't accept them and I am seriously interested. /shot

Match ups are currently closed actually! The ones we have already in our inbox will be the last ones until we reopen them!Apologize for the inconvenience dear♡

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What type of lingerie do the uf/us brother want to see their s/o in?

Going under cut because this is NSFW and I’m using pics. All items will be from herroom.com! Please don’t view if you’re underage. ~ Mod Amber 

UNDERFELL 

Sans 

Peek a boo bra and crotchless panties (model is wearing nude underwear underneath). Sans is a horndog and no matter how expensive your lingerie is, he’s gonna rip it off of you the moment he sees you in it. Make no mistake, he really, really loves seeing you in it (and the feeling of it, it’s heaven), but he’s not a patient skeleton. This way, he doesn’t have to rip anything and can just dive right in to his two favorite places: your chest and your hole. Well, he might accidentally rip it while boning, but at least it lasted longer than two minutes (and it’s on the cheaper side). Put on a collar and you’re golden. 

Papyrus 

Papyrus would want something more classic and subtle. A little demure, even. He likes taking charge, and (even if you’re pretending) a shy, almost virginal mate makes him feel much more powerful (even if you aren’t doing a scene that night, he wants to be in charge in a very obvious way). He’s also an incredibly tactile person, so multiple materials are always welcome, especially if it’s something like silk. He likes expensive. Leather is also good, but he’d prefer leaving that to the whips and riding crop. Red or black is a must, heels are encouraged. 

UNDERSWAP 

Sans 

Personally speaking, I’m a huge fan of Lewdberry, but either way, something cutesy and in a light, bright color (pinks, blues, purples) are where you wanna be. Lace, ribbons, and even pearls are always nice trimming to look for. Innocent wise, he adores it because you’re so flipping cute!! And he loves his cute datemate!! And seeing you like that makes him less nervous about... well, you know... On the other hand, lewd boy Sans would love wrecking his sweet, innocent little s/o, making them beg for him and cry with pleasure. The filth that would come out of your mouth while he’s fucking you would be such a pretty contrast to how sweet you look, don’t you think? Put your hair up with a bow and complete the look. 

Papyrus 

(Back pic didn’t come in black, but preferred would be black) 

“But Amber!” you say. “That’s not lingerie, those’re just panties!” Boy doesn’t care. He’d prefer having you in a gag set of panties and his hoodie, no bra. Make a pun about how you got him a kitty for his present and he should really unwrap it soon, then show him the bow above your cute ass. He doesn’t take sex too seriously and prefers (long term) partners who don’t either. Actual lingerie sets would be a waste. Yeah, he gets the aesthetic appeal and thinks you look sexy, but it doesn’t really rev his engine any more than normal. Make a few jokes and remind him why you’re together. They’re also crotchless, so he doesn’t have to do any extra work to get to his ‘present’, which is always a plus. Pair with a sense of humor and maybe some knee high socks. Comfort is best, after all. 

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Hope you all are having a wonderful day! ^^ Could I request something for the US & SF/UF bros(UF is totes cool if the one who gets to this doesn't do SF!), where they have an S/O who frequently pauses during activities to admire them & tell them how happy the skell makes them/how great they think they are? If they're questioned about it the S/O admits that previous partners never made them feel super loved, so they want to make sure the skell never feels unloved, ever.

(i’m removing sf paps bc it’s a 5 character limit yo)

UNDERSWAP

Sans: 

Usually, he retorts with a phrase such as, “yes, date-mate, I know I’m amazing!” but inside he’s exploding. He loves being loved by you, and every time you tell him that, fireworks go off inside his soul. He feels so admired and loved and it makes him feel like anything is possible. Even if he doesn’t get into the royal guard, he still feels on top of the world knowing he’s got you by his side.

Papyrus:

He gets extremely flustered every. Single. Time. He gets pretty down from time to time and it makes him feel so much better about himself when you tell him. He has a lot of self-confidence issues, but the way you praise him and let him know how amazing and loved he is, it gives him a boost. He loves you so much and feels like you’re too amazing for him, but you reassure him otherwise constantly.

UNDERFELL

Sans:

He always lets you know how much he loves you too, especially since Boss doesn’t really show him much affection and he doesn’t really have anyone to admire except you, so you get extra affection from him. He feels like he’s the best in the underground when you show him random spurts of affection. You make him so happy and feel so loved, compared to what he’s used to, and he hopes he can someday repay you for your kindness towards him, but little does he know he’s already repaid you by letting you love him in the first place.

Papyrus:

He tries to play it off cool, and reply that he loves you too, but he’s really surprised how much affection you give him. He knows he’s mean and scary and rude to most monsters and humans alike, and he wonders how you can love him so much. He loves you as much as you love him, and he tries to follow your example and tells you at random times like you do. You make him so happy and he tries his best to let you know that, even if it’s hard for him to communicate his emotions sometimes.

SWAPFELL

Sans: 

He knows you think highly of him, as most people do(or so he thinks). He appreciates the compliment, and he will try his best to compliment you in return. When he finds out about your previous S/O not making you feel as loved though, he flips. He showers you in compliments and makes sure you feel as loved as he does.

-mod meggie

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Hiya, this is sfw-imagines-headcannons. I messed up on mobile and deleted my blog*savage attempt not to cry* and I finally moved into my new blog. If you could please spread the word about my new home I would be very grateful.

@sfw-imagines-headcannons2 Guys go follow them, they're very talented!! Tagging other who can hopefully boost if you don't mind@skelltales@hey-there-buddy-pal@ut-stuff@undertale-imagine-that-the-2nd

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I will survive

The fandom of undertale is dying?

If that is a lie, reblog it!

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UT UF sans & US SF papyrus find out their sweet , cute , innocent looking crush is actually very perverted. like , sex jokes all the way. someone said something that sounds suggestive ? the crush is grinning suggestively too. bonus points if the crush is an artist and s u r p r i s e !!!! they also draw porn. and also boom. theres a nsfw pic of the crush & skeleboi too (its well proportioned and generally good porn btw.) after the skele have seen the "art" is when the crush gets shy and awkward.

Hey hun, I'm real sorry but we have a limit of 3 aus and I've seen this ask before and I know it's thee separate asks so, do you mind breaking it up cuz that's a lot to do all in one time. Also, remember only one mod can do nsfw at the moment so please be patient with your ask! Sorry if this sounded rude♡

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I'm so sorry to bug you! But, do you think you can you write the skeledudes and the goat's reactions to their S/O coming home with Mettatons' legs and ego? If this is what you do?... Sorry.

PFFT

(Also, I’m assuming you mean Undertale)

Undertale:

Sans:

babe? Wtf??? Okay, he’s going to assume you’re pulling a prank and when he finds out your not, he’s taking you to Alphys immediately.

ALSO, METTATON HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO TO OR ELSE B A D T I ME 

Papyrus: THIS IS AMAZNIG! METTATON IS HIS IDOL!! Although, he does miss his S/O’s personality and one mettaton is enough already so he waits out a few days for you to return to normal, if not he’ll bring you to mettaton and ask a LOT of questions.

Toriel: Oh my, um are you alright? She is concerned. She’s also not too fond of Mettaton’s ego but she does ask Sans for some help since he seems to know his way around science. She will assume you spent too much time with Mettaton and will simply leave it for a week or two. If nothing happens, she marches right up to Mettaton and requests he change you back to your normal self and never do it again to somebody.

Asgore: Poor goat dad is just in shock. You might need to take him to Alphys first before he can take you.~Mod Crystal

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How would mt sans react if his s/o was going through a really rough time in their life and he found out they self harm (again I'm really sorry for this, especially if you're not comfortable with the topic of self harm)

It’s alright hun but please message me if you need to and I hope you’re alright! Love ya Kel!♡

(I think I’m going to start calling MT Sans T-Bone and MT Paps Skully  idk any siggestion for mt paps guys. Also, I’m starting to headcanon T-Bone not only loves Sinatra but is like similar to him? IDK I’m currently listening to “My Way” so like ??????)

I’ve had my own experiences with self-harm and I know we all want these characters to be supportive so I tried to make this realistic as possible based on what I know and the reactions of people I know

(tw: No graphic mentions of self-harm but is mentioned/implied)

 MafiaTale:

T-Bone:

 He had noticed recently you were off, he figured with him not being home lately, that you were lonely. He decided to grab a bunch of things on the way home. Some chocolates, that beautiful stationery set in a gift shop window you had your eyes on, and was going to surprise you with his original copy of “The Invisible Man” where he knew he could get you scared enough to cuddle close to him and he could be your protector. And everything would be right again. Or at least he hoped.

 When he walked in and saw you on the floor crying, his smile instantly fell and a look of concern replaced his face. Things like this didn’t happen around his time, what was he supposed to do? He hugged you and led you to the dining room. He quickly bandaged your wrists and walked to put on “The Way You Look Tonight” by Frank Sinatra on his old record player because he always loved that vintage vinyl sound. He intertwined your hands with his carefully and waltzed around with you. After a minute, he started to sing along dedicating the lyrics to you.“yes, you’re lovely with your smile so warm”

He watched you smile and spun you around. His calming, melodic voice synced with Sinatra’s voice in a delicious harmony. When the song ended, he decided it was better to see the movie another day. He took you to your bedroom and laid you down as if you were a delicate statue that could break from a one inch drop. He crawled in under the covers with you and held you tight finally letting some tears go.

“i’ll be your protector. you need me to stay here for ten days straight only talking about your wonderful charms and getting lost in your starry eyes? i’ll do it. besides i could use a vacation.”

Even with that slight joke on the end, you knew he was completely serious.~Mod Crystal((I honestly don’t even know how to write anymore, I’m sorry if this wasn’t that good, I had such better ideas last night but I lost them and went with this and IDK is it okay?)

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What do you think would happen if UT Sans and US Pap met someone like Drew Lynch (he's a comedian with a stutter)? Would they freak out or just laugh and joke along with them? Or maybe something else?

Undertale

Sans: He laughs at anybody’s jokes because there’s nothing better than seeing somebody smile from an achievement of theirs, no matter how small. he knows he’s a good kid, it’s not his fault he has a stutter plus he’s really good. he watches the entire thing and doesn’t show any signs of impatience and makes sure to give a huge applause at the end.

Underswap

Papyrus: Paps is pretty lazy and can get slightly impatient at times but he’s so into his jokes and can’t stop himself from laughing. He calmly listens and makes sure not to get too annoying. He doesn’t want to discourage the kid and he’s proud of the bravery the kid shows especially since he’s doing the thing he loves.

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Idk if this has been asked before, but how would the UF bros react to walking in on their crush (future S/O) listening to some heavy rock/metal? (Assuming that they love that genre(s))

Lol same though, and I went to a Catholic school so imagine how people react to me listening to “Satan’s music”

This turned into a mini one-shot too so hope you like it lol

Underfell:

(Tw: occasional bad words)

Sans:

He had just gotten back from sentry duty, tired as all hell, and was ready to just fall asleep with you in his arms.

“babe?”

You were usually in the living room chilling with a book or watching some some old re-run of a show by the time he got home.

He stomped around the house impatiently and growling out your name. He just wanted to nap not to waste precious time doing a fuckin’ scavenger hunt.

When he finally checks your shared bedroom, he sees you dancing around while playing the air guitar and singing in a slightly demonic voice. He looks for a bit and hears the music blasting out of your ears as if they were speakers. How were you not deaf by that point?

He watches you for and few more seconds until you turn around and stop dead silent. He grins at you and claps

“encore, sweetheart!”

He laughs and grabs you by the waist and teleports you into bed, he gives you a wet kiss on your cheek and sighs.

“Just put the volume down next time, it’s rude to ignore your audience, y'know.”

Papyrus

He had been in the garage planning more tricks and deadly puzzles when he needed your help testing out his latest one. You were human so you clearly had to test every puzzle he created. You purposefully failed some to inflate his ego a bit but he would repeat the same ones some times so you would just easily pass those.

He was proud of his work and with a brave “NYEH” he marched up the stairs to fetch his test subject- I mean datemate. He expected you to be on your way down since his heels pretty much made his arrival to the door pretty clear most of the time.

He sighed, disgusted at your laziness. You were probably sleeping or just not paying attention. He continously told you to guard yourself at all times. He approached the upstairs bedroom and heard you yelling and screaming and he thought the worst. Immediately, he slammed the door open and summoned a bone to see you listening to music and running around the room like crazy.

His brow bone raised as he stared in confusion. He slapped his face with his palm and walked up to you, ripping your headphones off and throwing them across the room, scaring the life out of you.

“WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT KEEPING YOUR GUARD UP?! AND DON’T SCREAM LIKE THAT AGAIN, NEXT TIME I WON’T TRY TO SAVE YOU. NOW, COME HELP WITH A PUZZLE.”

He stares at your shocked face and sighs continuing with less volume

“PLEASE?”

You smile and skip over to him and give him a peck on the cheek to which he quickly blushes.

“Sorry, paps!”

You end up failing his puzzle because he deserved a little happiness after seeing your silly antics.

~Mod Crystal

((I don’t even know if this is good but ehhhh?? ))

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That's good to hear! I'm sorry if I sounded rude in my last ask, I'm just glad everything is okay. I hope you all are doing well!

Oh no worries, you didn’t sound rude at all! Thank you for being concerned! ~Mod Amber 

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Is this blog okay??? You guys haven't posted in a while

Yes! Unfortunately, we’ve all hit busy patches in our lives and have sort of dropped the ball a bit. But we’re still here and we thank you all for being so patient with us! :) 

~ Mod Amber

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Less of an ask and more of a comment-- but I appreciate this blog!

Hnnng Youtube senpai appreciates this blog! (ﾉ���ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Thank you! All the mods here try very hard in their own ways :)

~Mod Jay