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so close to going off the deep end and making a house sideblog
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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"
Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him
House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working
Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?
House: 5.3 inches
Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that
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In your opinion who is prettiest?
Aphrodite, Athena, or Hera?
this feels like a riddle that has the potential to curse me
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MAY (2002) dir. Lucky McKee
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Song
by Christina Rossetti
When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me; Plant thou no roses at my head, Nor shady cypress tree: Be the green grass above me With showers and dewdrops wet; And if thou wilt, remember, And if thou wilt, forget.
I shall not see the shadows, I shall not feel the rain; I shall not hear the nightingale Sing on, as if in pain: And dreaming through the twilight That doth not rise nor set, Haply I may remember, And haply may forget.
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on today’s edition of is it a sign, or is it just nature??: found a dead chipmunk laying where i typically park my car. anyone have any possible interpretations?
#it didnt look obviously wounded#it was just there#if it’s worth noting this is also two days before my birthday#omen#omens#omen interpretation#signs#sign interpereting#witchblr#witchblr question#witch#pagan#pagan question#pagan questions#hellenic#hellenic pagan#chipmunk symbolism#chipmunk death#chipmunk omen#i’ve also been considering working with artemis and/or apollo if this could somehow be tied to this#idk#help
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A guide to worship of Apollo - cheat sheets
Hellenic cheat sheets
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Katy O’Brian and Kristen Stewart for Them (2024)
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Nemesis Pursuing a Murderer (1837) - Alfred Rethel
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Nemesis, Zeița răzbunării (1853) - Gheorghe Tattarescu
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Nemesis - Nicolai Abildgaard (1743-1809)
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A guide to worship of Erinyes - cheat sheets
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GINA GERSHON as CORKY BOUND 1996 — dir. the Wachowskis
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MAY (2002) dir. Lucky McKee
#personally i would’ve been head over heels the moment she served me lemon-lime gatorade in a wine glass#(if not sooner)#rip to adam but i’m different#may (2002)
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Ohh, to braid the hair of the person you love.






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has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging
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