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Inspired by a thing I watched a while ago: you have created a sword that, when you kill someone with it, you choose their afterlife. It can be any, good or bad, of your own creation or pre-invented. However, this works for anyone who acquires it.

*but however you see fit

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Crested hawk-eagle (Nisaetus)

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For the purposes of this poll, imagine to the best of your ability that the intensity of each sensations is basically equivalent.

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What new-world crop are you most glad to have access to?

Potatoes

Peppers

Cacao (chocolate)

Corn/maize

Tomatoes

Common beans (black, pinto, kidney, etc.)

Tobacco

Avocado

Pineapple

Allspice

Another new-world crop

I actually somehow only eat oats and turnips

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Happy May the 4th!

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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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You have to choose a new animal to exist on earth right now but it HAS to be both as aggressive and dangerous to humans as a hippopotamus.

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You wake up one morning to discover a time traveler kicked the wrong rock and now everyone's a lizard person. Yeah you're descended from a dinosaur now. Yeah everything else is pretty much the same, you still have to pay bills and do work or school or whatever. Don't worry you're the warm-blooded kind of lizard person. You get some cool bonus senses and possibly feathers if you want but you also have a tail and its kinda awkward as far as tails go. Only you remember that humans were a thing. How you feeling?

Great!

Fine.

Ehhhhhh

Not fine.

Really not fine.

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)