i-am-not-like-you-ups
i-am-not-like-you-ups
Amarantha is my queen
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❧ Hope/Merr/Nicholas ❧ genderfluid ❧ bisexual ❧ 25 ❧ Poland (unfortunately) ❧ mostly hating main characters & glorifying the villains ❧ russian tsars or grand dukes ❧ The Borgias ❧ War of the Roses ❧ The Terror ❧ Rome ❧ Men in red coats are hot ❧ TVD ❧ Asoiaf ❧ VA ❧ Hamilton ❧ Heathers ❧ Wicked ❧ Rent ❧ Chicago ❧ Red Queen ❧ Gone series ❧ Eternal Law  ❧ Supernatural ❧ Gossip Girl ❧ Vikings ❧ Six of crows ❧ The Poppy War ❧
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 5 months ago
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Benckendorff: You remind me of the ocean.
Nicholas: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Benckendorff: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 5 months ago
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To moja 7 rocznica na Tumblrze 🥳
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 5 months ago
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✧ Can we talk more about how powerful these musicals are together? 🙏🙏
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Alexander would like Odysseus, no one will make me think otherwise
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 6 months ago
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Oh Jesus Christ I’m gonna cry
I’m done, gang. The Poppy War trilogy is over. I’m on the verge of fucking tears, I have to wake up for work in 3 hours.
These books fucking killed me
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 7 months ago
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Ragnar: How’s the prettiest person in the world doing today?
Lagertha: *blushing* I don’t know, how are yo-
Rollo: *breaking through a window* I’m fine.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 8 months ago
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James: You remind me of the ocean.
Francis: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
James: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 9 months ago
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Violet: *walking in, looking disheveled* Sorry I’m late I was doing things.
Xaden: *walking in behind her smirking* I’m things.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 10 months ago
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How has time changed you
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 10 months ago
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Jill: How was the honeymoon?
Christian: Well, Adrian got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
*cut to Adrian laughing maniacally*
Adrian: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 10 months ago
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Zak: You remind me of the ocean.
Richard: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Zak: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 10 months ago
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Adrian: Alright, listen up, you little shits.
Adrian: Not you, Jill. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 10 months ago
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Xaden: Fuck AND marry Violet. I'll kill everyone else
Bodhi, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 1 year ago
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Caspian: I did a bad thing.
Peter: Does it affect me?
Caspian: No.
Peter: Then suffer in silence.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 1 year ago
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Peter: How is the most annoying person in the world doing?
Caspian: I don’t know Peter, how are you doing?
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 1 year ago
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Caspian: Ten years ago, I married my best friend.
Caspian: Peter is still mad about it, but Edmund and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 1 year ago
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Xaden: guys I need your help
Liam: with what
Xaden: I need to move a new amiore into sorrengail’s room
Garrick: why does sorrengail need a new amiore
Xaden: no… reason…
Bodhi: you fucked her didn’t you
Xaden: maybe
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i-am-not-like-you-ups · 1 year ago
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Cassius: *in the middle of the night* do you really like me?
Brutus: we’ve been married for 5 years go back to bed
Cassius: yeah but did you marry me as a friend or-
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