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Real canon thing that happened…. rockstar told me..

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RIP John Marston, you would've loved country music 💔

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RIP Sadie Adler, you would've loved going to the gym instead of dealing with your problems

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RIP Dutch Van Der Linde, you would've loved lie detector tests

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RIP Kerian Duffy, you would have loved getting a med card to cure your anxiety 💔

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RIP Lenny Summers and Séan Macguire, you would have loved Pink Whitney and Rihanna

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RIP Micah Bell you would have loved gaslighting 💔

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Javier...!

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RIP Arthur Morgan you would've loved Colter Wall 💔

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Pimps and pimpettes, my dream smoke circle 100% includes Arthur Morgan, Hamish, and Javier from RDR2. It also include Gaz and Alex from MW2.

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Some more head cannons about Simon “Ghost” Riley having missing teeth

When he says certain words it either makes a hissing noise at the end or a whistling noise

It makes him really upset that he can’t eat hard food like meat and apples (Price made the cafeteria start serving softer foods like noodles and mashed potatoes)

Price was the only one for a long while to know that Ghost was missing teeth. Gaz and Soap found out at the same time in a public setting and Soap gasped loudly causing Ghost to snap at the sergeant (it just made Ghost feel really insecure and embarrassed)

When Gaz makes food, he’s very cautious of Ghost’s struggle and tries his hardest to make sure Ghost can eat it w/o pain

Ghost lost his incisor when he was younger due to getting hit in the face with a ball so there are rarely any pictures of Ghost smiling w/o showing his teeth

Soap was the first person to get Ghost to smile with his teeth and bragged about it for months

Since Laswell had a few teeth pulled herself, Ghost and her often times complain about the struggles together and it makes Ghost feel just a little bit better knowing that he’s not alone with some of the things he experiences

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I 100% believe that Kyle “Gaz” Garrick is a germaphobe

The kicker? He doesn’t know that he is

He grew up with his mom always cleaning, even if it looked spotless because she was convinced that there were germs

So now Gaz keeps those habits he learned from his mom with him

He comes in being outside and immediately wash his hands because “you don’t know what could have hit my hands”

He throws away food that are about to hit their expiration dates because just the thought of food past that date makes him physically ill

Gaz wipes down almost any surface before placing his things down purely because there could be something deadly there

The 141 never found an issue with his until the day that Gaz flipped his lid because Soap grabbed a chip off his plate, without washing his hands, and they all had to convince Kyle not to throw out his food because it was not “contaminated with whatever germs Soap brought inside” (They couldn’t stop him and he threw the plate out anyways)

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There’s no way Simon “Ghost” Riley has a full set of teeth. He’s been captured and tortured how many times??

He’s missing an incisor, a caine, and at least three molars

The biggest issue that he comes across is the fact that they’re spread out, all of his missing teeth aren’t on the same side of his mouth

Which normally never interferes with his life except when it comes to eating certain hard foods

The whole reason why he hardly ever eats with the rest of the gang is purely because there’s always some type of meat being served that Ghost has trouble chewing because it hurts

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Just a mentally ill kid smoking some grass after a long day and their cat they found in a dumpster chilling outside

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“If every hope abandons you, there’s peace in that you know” is such a wonderfully, beautifully, magnificent, yet soul crushing line to me. Rusty Cage who allowed you to write that??