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Happy Easter to all the bitches who died or supposedly died and came back <3

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i like the new profile pic. welcome to the club. the totally real club of people with coelacanth profile pictures that i definitely didnt just make up. yeah.

Overjoyed to be a member, I'll wear the pic with honor.

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Also congrats to Link for getting third place!

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She did her best, but like all things - like species themselves - she has fallen before,

THE COELACANTH

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Tomorrow, the final polls will be created as we find out who has truly embodied ‘I Lived Bitch.’

But for tonight, a moment of respect for all those brave competitors who have fallen and this time, did not rise again.

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Buffy Summers cheats death once more and goes to the finals!

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And the Great Coelacanth moves to the Finals!

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Gonna need to commission an artist to draw a bad ass coelacanth as this page’s mascot once it dominates the finals.

We will be in need for a rebranding certainly, especially considering our poster boy is currently getting the shit kicked out of him by The Fish

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okay obviously im cheering coelacanth on all the way to the end but the ratio on the link v coelacanth poll is actually kind of insane. rip link i never played zelda but you seem cool.

For real. Westley did pretty decent all things considered, so I expected Link to kind of hold his own, but not so lol

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Why is a fish winning 😭 /hj

Had a very long time where people believed The Fish to be dead, but surprise, it lives on.

On one hand, i think the Coelacanth will probably go all the way, it just has that kind of power behind it. On the other hand, the opponent has proved to be quite powerful and has repeatedly come out swinging every round. Hoping it'll be a good fight and not just a landslide tbh

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Even together, they were defeated! Sorry Sonic and Roxas, you're out as Edward Elric moves to the semifinals!