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helloooo I’m new to f1 and I feel left out💀 can you tell me what happened with brocedes? Cause I’m so confused

oh my gosh I would be absolutely honored!! Nico and Lewis became best friends when they first met in karting in I believe 1997 (they were 12) I've heard that its most likely the both of them were outcast for very different reasons: Nico being the son of former F1 World Champion Keke Rosberg and Lewis being the only black kid the other boys raced with. The two of them just had a GRAVITATIONAL pull towards each other.

Fast forward to 2010, Nico Rosberg becomes teammates with Michael Schumacher 7 time World Champion (Lewis is now also the 7 time) and at the end of 2012 Michael retired, causing Lewis to join Mercedes and finally drive with his best friend like they always dreamed of. (Nico said as kids him and Lewis would lay on his dad's boat, look at the stars, and talk about their dreams together.)

QUICK SIDE NOTE: In Janurary of 2013 Toto Wolff had bought ownership in the Mercedes F1 team. TWO YEARS BEFORE THIS he married Susie Wolff, LEWIS'S KARTING BUDDY FROM WHEN THEY WERE ALSO TWEENS. 2010s Mercedes is the closest thing an F1 team will ever get to a "family" because of Nico and Lewis' history, Lewis and Susie's history, Toto being Susie's husband, and him purchasing ownership at Mercedes, sister team to Williams where Susie became the fifth female driver to ever race in an F1 Grand Prix Weekend.

Now Nico and Lewis have an insane homoerotic codependent friendship that made for some absolutely insane lore. I am BEGGING you, not because I want you to check more of my blog but because brocedes is genuinely the greatest thing I've ever experienced and there's wayyy too much lore to write it all here. PLEASE go to my search at the top of my blog and put in "brocedes" I promise it'll be worth the reading and edits.

Anyways, in 2014 things started to get well... interesting to say the least. They started competing more and more for P1 and the championship leading to some pretty famous crashes and a post race interview of Lewis claiming him and Nico aren't friends.

For the nail in the coffin in 2016 Nico finally beat Lewis Hamilton in the last race of the season, making him a World Champ just like his dad. What he DIDN'T do was tell Lewis that if he won it he'd retire. This meant that he didn't even TALK to Lewis about the idea of him retiring and Lewis found out days later that he was leaving Merc with the rest of us. In all those videos (like the one of Nico and Lewis jumping up and down) you can like see the look in Toto's eyes bro... we know what you are. He's also SO traumatized by brocedes and is trying his genuine hardest to not let his drivers end up like that.

Now in 2025 Lewis can barley mention Nico by name. I think he said last year(?) on a fan stage that him and Nico would go out for a shit ton of pizza before he (Lewis) was vegan which like shocked us all to our core because he NEVER talks about Nico anymore. ON THE OTHER HAND Nico is a yearning ex and talks about Lewis whenever he gets the chance. There was a time when Lewis said Valtteri (the driver that replaced Nico at Mercedes in 2017) was his favorite teammate and Nico went ON AND ON to a group of people about it and how Lewis should've said he was his favorite.

They are genuinely so doomed by the narrative it makes me sick. I'm pretty sure they live in the same penthouse/apartment complex in Monaco (at least they did) and Lewis sends Nico's kids christmas presents every year. Now days Nico is occasionally a commentator for F1 and will interview his now ex best friend and its actually batshit fucking crazy.

This was a literal thesis since I could yap about brocedes all day but I hope this makes sense to you and once again I'm begging you to go to my brocedes tagged things on my blog and learn more about them! The "everything but lovers" quote that was said on live television about them... you have to know

Anyways thanks for the ask diva I hope this makes sense!

(I also need to add that the F1 movie about an inner team rivalry which was helped produced by Lewis was released on Nicos birthday... do with that what you will)

#this is so much omg I'm sorry #when I say they were in love with each other they were in LOVE with each other #inbox #we just got a letter 📬#brocedes #brocedes lore #brocedes timeline #f1 #formula 1 #formula one

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iamred-iamyellow · 4 days ago

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˖ ࣪ ִ𖤐 unlikely match ˖ ࣪ ִ𖤐

🏎️❣️ oscar piastri x grunge!model reader 🏎️❣️

written ff + smau (fc: gabbriette)

fluff

synopsis: chronically unfashionable oscar meets impeccably dressed, fashion-obsessed yn ln. despite all their differences, can they see eye to eye?

WARNINGS: swearing

a/n: @iamred-iamyellow we talked abt this one months ago and here it is!!

@norrisainz33 tysm for the writing tips on my other acc :)

ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ

Fashion wasn't Oscar's strong suit. He often joked that if he could wear the same outfit 7 days a week he would. Hell, the social media team even made content out of Lando guessing what Oscar would pull up to the paddock in since he was so predictable.

So, why, did he get invited to a fashion show?

Regardless of his disinterest in all things fashion, his team had recently bagged a trendy apparel brand as a sponsor. Juicy Couture then realized they could mold Oscar's very basic, boring "sense of style" (if you could even call it that-) into whatever their brand desired. And that leads to today where Oscar starts to plan how he will get out of this burden of a responsibility.

After he texts his PR manager a picture of the fashion show invitation and a simple message saying, "How bad will it look if I don't attend?" He quickly recieves three messages saying "Worse than when Lando crashed into you last season", "Worse than if you started dancing on Zak's grave and signed an Alpine contract on it", and "Your going to that fashion show, Piastri. No ifs, ands, or buts about it."

So on December 28th, Oscar came to terms with the fact that in the next few weeks he would be attending a fashion show alongside dozen of people who knew tons more about fashion than he does watching dozens of models while he tried his hardest to look like he gave half a crap.

Yipee.

𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ

Yn Ln. Standout Gen Z internet personality turned model...and very recently a Juicy Couture brand partner and collaborater.

You grew up wearing Juicy, looking for lightly worn Juicy tracksuits on ebay, and all around idolizing the 2000s It Girls that donned Juicy like it was modern-day Chanel. To have this partnership in your repertoire was just about the closest thing to a cure for your chronic impostor syndrome.

Your Juicy collaboration would go live the day after the fashion show that you helped put together.

As you ran through your post-show speech for the millionth time, you put your pre-planned outfit on and did your signature makeup.

You arrived at the venue fifteen minutes before lights out. You helped with the finishing touches and took your seat. Just one minute before lights out, a young, handsome man sat down next to you. He was way out of dress code, wearing a button down. The only indication that he had any relation to Juicy Couture was the JC pin on his collar.

As the show went on, you turned to him and asked him, "What do you think of the line?"

Surprised, he said, "I don't really know anything about fashion. Looks...fine?"

You laughed as you spoke, "Just fine? Guess your not a big Juicy fan."

"Oh- I'm here on work obligations. Don't know this brand much at all. You?"

You turned your body back to the stage and said with a small smile, "It's my line."

"Oh", was all Oscar could muster.

After the show, you gave your speech and got a round of applause from the crowd. Safe to say the show was a resounding success.

As you were preparing to leave, the man you'd sat next to during the show gently grabbed your wrist. You turned around with a questioning look in your eyes. He shyly introduced himself, "Oscar Piastri. I just wanted to apologize for what I said earlier."

"What did you say earlier?", you asked, obviously playing dumb.

"Nevermind that, then", he said, smiling.

You chuckled and introduced yourself, "Yn Ln."

"Nice meeting you, Yn", he said before turning around and leaving you wondering what the hell had just happened.

Turns out, though, you weren't the only one wondering what was going on between you two.

f1gossipgirl

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f1gossipgirl Recently single Oscar Piastri was seen at a Juicy Couture fashion show recently. While that in and of itself is already interesting, he was seen laughing and talking up Yn Ln.

Yn Ln, three years Oscar's senior, is a model and formerly a singer in 'Nasty Cherry'. She's well-known for her edgy aesthetic and her blazing modeling career.

Do you think there is romance on the horizon for these two?

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nastiestcherry keep my wifes name out ur mouth 😡😡😡

↳ ynno1model our queen has avoided all controversy just for some vroom vroom boy to be her downfall...

oscschampion polite cat pulls???

↳ mclarendoom that quiet rizz speaks volumes

landooscargirl ok but unfashionable man x fashionista woman is a TROPE AND A HALF

oscarsbeigeshorts can yn pls get oscar out of his default fit 😭😭 my eyes are TIREDDD

ynsno1fan not yall treating our girl like shes a fashion column come alive (just looked him up...hes in dire NEED of her help)

↳ cherriedup oscar's lucky he can drive bc those fits are...interesting!

𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ

The second time Yn Ln met Oscar Piastri was at the 2026 Miami Grand Prix.

You hadn't told anyone you'd be there. (Your defense was that nobody had really asked.) In all honesty, you didn't know much about F1 or who any of the drivers were. Much less that you had already met one of the drivers of the team that had invited you to the garage.

All you had to do was pretend to be interested, snap a few cool shots, and post that you had attended. Simple enough. Right?

Simple until you see your fashion show acquaintance getting into a Formula 1 car for Qualifying. Simple until you start to feel like he might see you as a stalker of sorts once his eyes land on you.

Yet, once he's back in his garage after a stellar qualifying his eyes meet yours and he immediately smiles. The look in his eyes is teasing as he says, "We meet again."

Without missing a beat you say, "I guess we do."

The first time that Yn Ln realized she was interested in Oscar Piastri was at the 2026 Miami Grand Prix.

.yn

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.yn orange you glad i went to the Miami GP? #JuicyPartner

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mclaren gorgeous gorgeous girls stan McLaren 🥰🧡

^❤️ by author

nastycherriezzz thin brows suit her so well omfg

lando damn...no spot on the post for #2?

↳ .yn win me a race and you'll get your own post, norris 😉

↳ norrizgirlies is it too early to say yndo would be such a hot couple?

↳ ynsjuicycouturez the shipping culture in f1 has to be studied by psychiatrists worldwide 😭

oscarpiastri papaya* ↳ piastris81stgirl oscar this is NOT how to get a baddie. ABORT ABORT ABORTTT

↳ .yn does papaya you glad sound as good to you osco?

nofishleclerc she calls him osco??? thats like 4th base in oscar nickname territory

↳ oscarism she played along when he corrected her...his annoying ass finally got a match 😭

𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ

The first time Oscar Piastri realized he had it bad for you was a few months later. You two had hung out over his summer break at his place and you had left behind your Juicy hoodie. Every time he saw your hoodie on his couch he couldn't help but smile.

You two weren't dating persay, but it was safe to say you were mutually interested in eachother. Things were easy, comfortable even for you two. Oscar hadn't felt that since...Lily. He felt lucky to just get to feel it again in this lifetime.

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Recharged 💪🚲

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lando who's the lady friend, mate?

↳ oscarpiastri what do you mean?

↳ lando oh! uhm nevermind ig

pastrysargeant lando leaving oscar under the bus in typical lando fashion 💀💀💀

vettbull love oscar's two shadows 😍😍😍😍

.yn nice stuff osc 😅

↳ oscarpiastri you too???

↳ .yn slide 2, baby. slide two.

↳ oscarpiastri 😄

↳ nicolepiastri oh my innocent summer child ❤️ never change

ynhq who else thinks this is yn? her comment rlly makes me think its her in the pic

↳ nastiestcherryz delusion is our fanbase's daily choice of drug huh

𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ ࣪𖤐꩜ִ

You and Oscar had spent the entirety of summer break together. You two began the summer as something more then friends. Honestly, you were waiting for him to ask you out.

Until he'd asked you to dress up and get ready to go to dinner together. You weren't surprised or suspicious of what the occasion could be, so you went to doll yourself up. Black floor length dress, tattoos out, acessory galore, your usual makeup; the whole nine yards.

You sat on his couch mindlessly scrolling until he was ready to go. A low whistle from Oscar let you know he was in the room.

"You like?", you asked.

"Of course I do, gorgeous."

That was confirmed when he swooped down and kissed you with the fervor of a starving man.

He held your hand and led you to his car where he opened the paasenger and ushered you in.

"Where to?", you questioned.

"A new spot. Lando said it was romantic and food was good, so I thought it'd be good t'nite", he said casually.

"Romantic, huh? You're not going soft on me here, Piastri", you joked, trying not to let your nerves shine through. Not unlike Oscar, you were known for your cool exterior. But, that didn't mean you didn't feel things. You'd wondered for a bit now how long this talking stage would last. Even to the point that you began to second guess your relationship.

Yet, that was all put to rest when dessert came out.

Your favorite dessert, tiramisu, was put on the table with a 'May I be your boyfriend?' written on the plate in melted chocolate.

Your eyes quickly watered and you looked into Oscar's eyes. All you saw in his warm eyes were love and care.

"Oh, Osc. I'd love for you to be my boyfriend", you say before going in for a kiss. He deepend the kiss and put his hands on your waist. He held onto you like you were a dream he couldn't believe had come true.

.yn