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Honestly, the documents we have on you say William Sherlock Scott Holmes... I better tell the boss to update them...

I thought "Sherlock" was your middle name?

Then you thought correctly. Sherlock is my third name — William Scott Sherlock Holmes.

SH

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"I'm morning frost, cool and smart and mysterious- MY LEGS!!"

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Okay so this is Clover. His name is Jack Luke Wood. His nickname is 'lucky'(off the luke bit) His super power is effectively defying reasonaible probability to an extreme extent (He's lucky)

He's my superhero oc.

He's my little transmasc and if anything happened to him i would burn the world down. He wears a green long-sleeved tee-shirt, cargo pants with lots of pockets, he has a horse-shoe patch on one of themthe gloves are either like leather or that black frabric that's kinda shiny. he has a rabbit foot charm on his belt

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Fur baby? No, this is my hairy monster and if you touch it I will murder you.

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here's a random thing I drew, I can't believe it's been 15 years since it first aired 🎉

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This is an offical post declaring the death of @victorian-adolescent-offical. He unfortunately perished from the plague earlier today. Rest in peace, Louie. You will be missed.

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@xxicedcoffixx check this out

I FINISHED SHERLOCK TOO.

MY BAKER STREET BOYS HAVE BEEN BAKED.

(Excuse the background)

I might make the rest of the cast too, Lestrade is calling to me.

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What is your favourite thing to do while waiting for the next season of Sherlock? Mine is watching David Tennant's hair discover gravity.

*sobs in not-being-able-to-watch-sherlock-yet*

I lowkey haven't seen Sherlock, but it seems I'm passing as a suitable Sherlockian... I've been drawing *fanart*

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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

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a gift for @abandonedboxofchalk

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The best thing about this post is that I hecking drew this a while ago and it simply means that it is the perfect Mormorlock base

More of my three babies uwu

They're so cool and silly

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what is your favorite word and why

My favourite word? I must say, it is freeing. Like, just look at the definition.

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Foul beast won't let me study. She sits her little ass on the keyboard and types with it.

She's doing your work for you

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maybe a little late but hello :3

I'm gonna dump screenshots of zhe harry potter fanfic I read here :3

(Opens a locked door) (Gets blasted) (Closes door)

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What is your favourite episode of Sherlock?

Okay. So here's the thing. I haven't seen Sherlock. I have read the manga adaptations of the first three episodes and know a LOT about the rest of it. If I had to pick? S1ep2.

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IM A FOGGATTTTT

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aight I'm here for kiss/marry/kill :3

-Bill cipher

-stolas from helluva boss

-and uuh idk jinx

:3

Be stuck in an elevator with Stolas because he is least likely to kill me (I think) Bill Cipher for my Maccas manager because I would happily prepare whatever effed up stuff he's running Jinx for my lab partner because She'd probably be really helpful