icantspellhocky

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I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

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TFW you should have read the goddamn tags.

SMH I only have myself to blame (and there weren’t even many tags to search through. If I had taken a second to look a the tags I would have realized that this wasn’t the kind of fic I’d been looking for. -_-)

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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

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extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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Protective Gear

what if whenever Phantom time-travels his clothes change to resemble the general time period and cultural area of where he ended up, but it's always something they would wear in a laboratory, something their practical scientists would be wearing while working.

so he is always described as a boy with white hair, green eyes and wearing black with white accents protective gear of a scientist

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Kind characters are not boring; in fact, due to the vast amount of people who hold that opinion, kind characters are as edgy as it gets. In this essay I will

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monogamy should be treated as some weird sex thing

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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

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shj is soooo incredibly pathetic all the time in the side story and hyj deserves a medal for not just killing him with a gun.

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"i'm keeping him as a pet" but not in a sexual way moreso like a fish in an aquarium

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I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.

Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.

The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.

I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.

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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

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been thinking abt it a lot the past few days, the thought of transfem!yoojin doing the rounds of coming out but having to add another name every time until it's like a comically long list.

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doodling and remembered a year old sctir doodle page i was never quite happy with... so i just bashed today and the old version togrther. transparent version of my faves from today + little chibi faces if anyone wants em below the cut :)