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Tetora: *Walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium*
Kanata: what did you think a tiger shark was, tetora?
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Hajime: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Koga, sobbing: please say fuck
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Ritsu: Check my breath!
Mao: It's... actually quite nice. It smells like flowers. How did you do that?
Ritsu: I ate some flowers.
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Chiaki: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Shinobu: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.
Chiaki: Outstanding! This is what I'm talking about people!
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Makoto: it's okay, password, I'm insecure too.
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Natsume, clinging onto Sora: minE
Sora: craft
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Arashi: Damn right I am pretty.
Izumi: I said petty.
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Keito: *soaking wet* You're not aware of any sort of underground canal system beneath Yumenosaki academy, are you? I think I saw a manatee.
Kanata: was his name julian?
Keito: We didn't exchange pleasantries.
Kanata: *smirks* that's julian
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Mika: I'd do anything for you!
Shu: Aw, thanks Kagehira-
Mika: I'd eat trash.
Shu: Well, don't do tha-
Mika: I ate trash.
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Eichi: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
Keito: Really?
Eichi: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?
#incorrect quotes#ensemble stars#enstars#eichi tenshouin#keito hasumi#source: cloudy with a chance of meatballs
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Tetora, after Koga insults Hinata: HEY! That's my best friend you're talking about!
Koga: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?
Tetora, grabbing Koga by the collar of his shirt: What am I going to do about it? I'm going to do what any man would do about it. *narrows eyes* Something damn manly
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Hokuto: ...Yuuki? Why are you wearing a banana suit?
Makoto: *pulls out a banana, peels it, takes a bite*
Subaru, gasping: Canabananalism!
Mao: What is WRONG with you people!?
#incorrect quotes#ensemble stars#enstars#hokuto hidaka#makoto yuuki#subaru akehoshi#mao isara#source: tumblr
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Yuzuru: just a gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed
Tori: no
Yuzuru: that was a gentle reminder, yet your single word of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.
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Rei: Know why I called you in here?
Kaoru: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Rei: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?
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Tsumugi: I don't have muscle except the muscle that I have.
Natsume: I speak in riddles all the time but wHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
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Eichi: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Ryuseitai's Chiaki Morisawa.
Chiaki: But it is me.
Eichi: N-no, it’s an expression.
Chiaki: Your tricks won’t work on me, villain!
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Hinata: Are you high?
Sora: Hello, is Sora what?
Hinata: High.
Sora: Hello.
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