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I have no dick and I must frot

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Vaccum salesman: no really, this vacuum will change your life. Before I tried EZ-Suck™️, I was your average minum wage worker with a mildly clean floor. But now, my house so fucking clean that it's invisible. I didn't think love was possible until I had this vacuum. Which brings me to my next topic; Yes, you CAN fuck the vacuum

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You trip on a rock on your way to work, and fall face-first on the sidewalk. You can hear all your money falling onto the sidewalk.

You panic, trying to get up quickly, but it's too late. All 20 of your coins flash and disappear from existence. You fucking hate living in Lego City.

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Indigestion? Uh, yeah, that's where it's supposed to happen.

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One of the important things I've learned in life is that cats who are given both space and love depending on how much they need it. Cats are equally as complex as any other living being. They're often portrayed as being an asshole by default, but this isn't true for most cats. Cats haven't been domesticated for as long as dogs have, which can explain part of why they act so differently towards people than dogs do. Dogs usually have an almost immediate friendliness towards people. Some dogs are exceptions, of course. Cats majorly don't have that level of trust towards people. Especially cats that have never lived with people before. Cats born indoors are usually more trusting because they have been exposed to people their whole lives.

Cats born outdoors are both raised by a more feral cat and have learned to thrive on instincts. Most people who don't own cats probably experience them through wild cats and shy cats owned by others. It's vastly different from encountering a dog in the wild. Usually, those are lost or abandoned dogs. Not ones raised away from people.

Cats reactions to being approached by someone they don't know is almost the same as to them as being approached by a potential threat. We are still a threat according to their instincts. Which is why it's important to keep in mind how the cat is feeling when you try to approach one.

Lemme give tips for approaching/interacting with cats.

- wait to see if the cat is reacting to your presence with fear or with curiosity. Sometimes they might not react much at all.

- Extra friendly cats might even approach you meowing. Chances are, that cat either has been around people a lot or learned that they might get food from people.

- if the cat looks shocked (eyes wide open, slit pupils, ears facing you) or if it stands up when it sees you all of the sudden, it is most likely a cat who is slow to trust or unfamiliar with people.

- it is best to accept that if the cat is displaying more fear than anything else, chances are it will not be very open to socializing with people. It will likely analyze the situation as dangerous, reacting by running off or defending itself.

- if the cat is being overly friendly, it may even be pregnant and trying to get taken in by a person to have a safe place to give birth in. If they let you, VERY gently feel around the stomach area (if they're too fluffy to see their body shape) and see if you can feel lumps on her sides. A good way to gauge how comfy she is with being touched near her belly, see if she will let you pet her from her head down to her back. If she gets angry, she probably won't let you try to feel her belly. This is because they have the instinct to protect that area when they're pregnant.

- cats that group together will be more likely to start trusting you if one of their members likes you. They can understand other cat's behaviors than they can understand ours.

- always remember that cats (and animals) all have their own ways of socializing. They have very complex and very subtle ways of communicating their emotions to other cats. Because a lot of those things are subtle, people mistake for them being cold animals.

- you should read up on how to understand cat social behaviors and cat body language if you want to have a deeper bond with your cat.

- also, if a cat suddenly becomes a more aggressive animal (I'm talking overall, not like if it just randomly bites u one night one time), they might be sick or in pain.

- Book a vet appointment if your cat has a significant personality change.

- if you approach a cat and it either acts super sleepy and move super slow, it's probably deathly ill. Same goes cats that are doing weird things like laying down in a puddle of water and not moving even though they don't like the feeling of water, not running away or even moving when you approach them, laying down in the middle of the road and not moving when cars come near.

- if you see a cat panting, please bring that poor baby inside a colder area and bring it some water. If it won't acknowledge the water, try putting some water on its mouth. It might realize how much it needs to hydrate when it instinctively licks its lips.

- in any situation where you find an injured or sick cat, it's best to get it professional medical help. However, if you can't do that, it's perfectly okay to attempt to help it yourself. Only do things you know are safe for the cat. Don't use any medications or chemicals for first aid unless it's recommended by a professional vet or if it's specifically made for cats.

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Guy walks into a bar. And by "bar" I mean stripped club. straight up joking it. And by "it". Haha. I mean. His peanits.

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One of the important things I've learned in life is that cats who are given both space and love depending on how much they need it. Cats are equally as complex as any other living being. They're often portrayed as being an asshole by default, but this isn't true for most cats. Cats haven't been domesticated for as long as dogs have, which can explain part of why they act so differently towards people than dogs do. Dogs usually have an almost immediate friendliness towards people. Some dogs are exceptions, of course. Cats majorly don't have that level of trust towards people. Especially cats that have never lived with people before. Cats born indoors are usually more trusting because they have been exposed to people their whole lives.

Cats born outdoors are both raised by a more feral cat and have learned to thrive on instincts. Most people who don't own cats probably experience them through wild cats and shy cats owned by others. It's vastly different from encountering a dog in the wild. Usually, those are lost or abandoned dogs. Not ones raised away from people.

Cats reactions to being approached by someone they don't know is almost the same as to them as being approached by a potential threat. We are still a threat according to their instincts. Which is why it's important to keep in mind how the cat is feeling when you try to approach one.

Lemme give tips for approaching/interacting with cats.

- wait to see if the cat is reacting to your presence with fear or with curiosity. Sometimes they might not react much at all.

- Extra friendly cats might even approach you meowing. Chances are, that cat either has been around people a lot or learned that they might get food from people.

- if the cat looks shocked (eyes wide open, slit pupils, ears facing you) or if it stands up when it sees you all of the sudden, it is most likely a cat who is slow to trust or unfamiliar with people.

- it is best to accept that if the cat is displaying more fear than anything else, chances are it will not be very open to socializing with people. It will likely analyze the situation as dangerous, reacting by running off or defending itself.

- if the cat is being overly friendly, it may even be pregnant and trying to get taken in by a person to have a safe place to give birth in. If they let you, VERY gently feel around the stomach area (if they're too fluffy to see their body shape) and see if you can feel lumps on her sides. A good way to gauge how comfy she is with being touched near her belly, see if she will let you pet her from her head down to her back. If she gets angry, she probably won't let you try to feel her belly. This is because they have the instinct to protect that area when they're pregnant.

- cats that group together will be more likely to start trusting you if one of their members likes you. They can understand other cat's behaviors than they can understand ours.

- always remember that cats (and animals) all have their own ways of socializing. They have very complex and very subtle ways of communicating their emotions to other cats. Because a lot of those things are subtle, people mistake for them being cold animals.

- you should read up on how to understand cat social behaviors and cat body language if you want to have a deeper bond with your cat.

- also, if a cat suddenly becomes a more aggressive animal (I'm talking overall, not like if it just randomly bites u one night one time), they might be sick or in pain.

- Book a vet appointment if your cat has a significant personality change.

- if you approach a cat and it either acts super sleepy and move super slow, it's probably deathly ill. Same goes cats that are doing weird things like laying down in a puddle of water and not moving even though they don't like the feeling of water, not running away or even moving when you approach them, laying down in the middle of the road and not moving when cars come near.

- if you see a cat panting, please bring that poor baby inside a colder area and bring it some water. If it won't acknowledge the water, try putting some water on its mouth. It might realize how much it needs to hydrate when it instinctively licks its lips.

- in any situation where you find an injured or sick cat, it's best to get it professional medical help. However, if you can't do that, it's perfectly okay to attempt to help it yourself. Only do things you know are safe for the cat. Don't use any medications or chemicals for first aid unless it's recommended by a professional vet or if it's specifically made for cats.

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You know you're right about being transmasc when you're high af and your youtube video mentions testicular torsion and you suddenly get worried about if it happened to your testicles.

Chat I do not physically have any testicle nor have I had bottom surgery ehdhdhfhhhfh

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My cat by the way, please enjoy

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Guess what. Your cat loves you. And if you don't have a cat. A cat probably looked at you one time and thought "what a cool fella". Also if you ever had a cat meow at you, that means that they probably think you're cool. You can't deny that you if you're liked by, you're super cool. I think ur cool too.

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Dude what if you applied to a job and the interviewer looks directly into your eyes

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Homosexuality (?) 🤔

Dude what if you applied to a job and the interviewer looks directly into your eyes

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Cuz if you look at him in the eyes, you'll see the eyes of a man

Dude what if you applied to a job and the interviewer looks directly into your eyes

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Dude what if you applied to a job and the interviewer looks directly into your eyes

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Last night, we put on the new York ball drop at 11:45 PM. They were only showing the crowd having a good time and you wouldn't be able to tell what was happening otherwise. You could still barely hear the music, tho. I was having a fucking great time imagining that it was a drag show

20 mg because it's new year's