ihaveatypeanditstrickstergods
ihaveatypeanditstrickstergods
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Katy. She/they. Ever started a blog on a whim? That's me right now. Started out as mostly Loki content, probably will still be some of that, but right now mostly Critical Role and Final Fantasy XIV. Humble pollrunner of @mosthuggableffxiv
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ii in his mask and trackies
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She was a contralto. Sopranos can't even let us have this
Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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You and only you can prevent forest fires decide Martellus' fate.
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I like to think that the Matron's ritual was the one time a Tengari name was ever spoken by a mortal.
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Realistically I feel like campaign 4 won't be Daggerheart for the same reason we haven't had any Candela miniseries in a while:
Ultimately, series like Candela and Age of Umbra exist at least in part to demonstrate and advertise Darrington Press games, and there's not as much of a point in advertising a game when it's not shiny and new anymore, especially if they keep introducing things that are.
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Benjamin Sullivan, the honorable and somewhat mysterious court magician was married last Saturday to Lettie Hatter, formerly of Market Chipping. The other court magician was also there, presumably as a guest of the matron of honor, Sophie Pendragon nee Hatter, the bride’s sister. They seemed wrapped up in some sort of disagreement for most of the ceremony though.
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This is the DREAM.
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the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"
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Is this anything?
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Girl Genius for 7/30
As requested– Extreme Garlic Pesto: 1 and 1/2 cups raw garlic cloves. 3 Cups fresh Basil. Quarter cup Pine Nuts. 1 cup Olive Oil. Quarter cup Parmesan Cheese. Put in blender until smooth. Simplicity itself. If you have a partner– you must forge what we call a "Garlic Suicide Pact" because if only one of you eats this– that person will be sleeping alone. I speak from experience.
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