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Til orichalcum is just another word for brass, so Plato accidentally wrote Atlantis to be steampunk before the concept was invented and I am just tickled by that

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what is fabric softener to the muppets??

so I was doing my laundry when I then added the fabric softener, and my brain had the intrusive thoughts to drink it. The concept of muppets drinking it then popped into my head; then I started wondering: What the fuck is fabric softener to the muppets?

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Hear me out, new national holiday idea: Turing day, June 23rd. I find it awesome that one of America's most important gay people has a birthday in pride month. I want to hear about a wave of people performing a Turing test on their local AI language model or something of that ilk on the news for that day. The man saved America and he's only a footnote in most history textbooks.

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so, Baldur in Norse mythology is vulnerable to mistletoe because it was too young to sign binding agreements. By this logic, our modern Cavendish banana would probably be able to kill him

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Hi ho! The torch bearer!

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is Christianity a powerbottom?

as a person with thoughts, I like to personify things. I was thinking about how some Christians are strangely desperate to be persecuted and how the Bible is weirdly sexual. And then it came to me: the personification of Christianity is an incredibly horny powerbottom

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ONCE A GODZILLA FAN, ALWAYS A GODZILLA FAN!

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Bunny council? No, RAT COUNCIL 🐀🧀

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Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

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same eyes XD

no truer love than that from dot eyes

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Great white chocolate sharks 🦈

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We at Luat Co. are proud to announce the release of our newest model of jet fighter, the Sparrow! Featuring a pair of standard HE Missiles and a top speed of 360K KM/HR, this speedy bastard is fully automated and able to dodge even the most persistent enemy contacts. The secret to this incredibly high speed is our simulator having an incredibly wacky sense of scale and Neters incredibly thin atmosphere. Rest assured that it will fly circles around other aircraft of its class before getting gunned down by one ship with a laser cannon. (Pro-tip, you do not need to lead your shots when using a laser)

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I just love the idea of a cult that worships a god of chaos being the most strictly regimented and methodical organization.

Because the last thing you'd expect from a cult of chaos is ridiculous amounts of order, but it fits in perfectly because it makes no sense, meaning it makes sense, which in turn makes no sense

Makes sense right?

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Meep!

ミー！

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Game Pitch

I’d buy it. Edit: Is this actually on the front page? Am I looking at this right? I can’t be.

#funny #video_games #shower_thoughts #horror_games #rrrreeeeeeee