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Fatui Harbinger Shitting Headcanons because I was stuck in the bathroom shitting while writing this

Pierro

- Would wonder if the curse of Khanreiah was finally ending him

- Start praying to the Tsaritsa in Khanreiahn

Dottore

- A regular Wednesday due to him experimenting and using his own experiments

Columbina

- Somehow never gets a bad poop...

Arlecchino

- When it gets bad the curse on her hand spreads

Pulcinella

- Grabbing the walls

- Trying not to cry

- Eventually gets through it

- Takes note to eat more fiber/make his diet healthier to not go through that again

Scaramouche

- Do puppets even?

- Starts remembering his betrayals

Sandrone

- makes her robots give her toilet paper if she’s out

Pantalone

- regretor

- Uses scents in the bathroom so that it doesn’t stink when he shits

Signora

- screams

Capitano

- Silent but crying inside

Childe

- Grabbing the walls

- Trying not to cry

- Cries

- Always out of toilet paper

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THANK YOU FOR TAGGING MEE :33

I joined Tumblr on my original account to gain more art followers.

Now in this account, I joined Tumblr to simp for old men 😈😈😈 And just do what I want honestly

Have some Pierronella ☺️☺️☺️

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i wanna start a tag game >:3

why did you decide to join tumblr?

i’ll start!!^^

i wanted to join so i could post x reader fics cause fanfiction.net would get upsetti spaghetti when i tried to post them there :D

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i play both with Pulcinella canon

Fatui Harbingers as Streamers headcanons because i got inspired by koomaxx's video and now i cant get the idea out of my head

Pierro: Im not sure if there's a genre for this type of thing but i imagine Pierro hosting some kind of history lesson on stream. He'd yap about the destruction of khaenri'ah and answer chat's questions. Watch that mf assign you homework for next stream

Capitano: That one streamer who wears a skull mask, has the gates of hell as his background and plays some of the sickest heavy metal songs. Contrary to popular belief, he's actually really chill and nice. He probably spends half of his stream looking at cute animal videos (the guy's name is Grym btw, go check out his channel ^^)

Dottore: Streams his escapades to the dark web in search of organs to buy. Has probably cooked crack or crystal meth on stream before. Gives detailed instructions on how to surgically remove someone's liver. How is he not banned yet

Columbina: One of those cutesy vtubers who play horror or multiplayer first-person shooter games. One moment she's thanking a chatter for the gifted subs, the other she's cursing someone out in voicechat with slurs that haven't been uttered since 1997. Kyoresu/Riro Ron anyone??

Arlecchino: Tries to blow off some steam by grinding on games like Doom or Castlevania but ends up getting more pissed off in the process. She always ends up beating them but not without almost breaking the controller beforehand. Bonus points if her fans refer to her as Father

Pulcinella: I don't see Pulcinella having much of an online presence but regardless, i have two ideas for him; One, he plays those cozy farming games like Stardew Valley or Farmville. Two, he crochets by the fireplace with classical music playing in the background. Unironically, his streams would be the most popular ones out of everyone else's

Scaramouche: He has dedicated himself to breaking every game out there. He will glitch through invisible walls and clip through the map just so he can prove that he can fight the final boss with a level 1 character (who's somehow stuck t-posing for the entirety of the stream)

Sandrone: She's all about that indie horror rabbit hole. She'll play the most unnerving rpgs in absolute silence or somehow manage to obtain a copy of a horrid lost video game that got banned in 43 countries. Completely immune to jumpscares and disturbing imagery

La Signora: Spends most of her streams doing her makeup, chatting with her viewers or dropping some of the most juicy gossip about her fellow harbingers. Deadass becomes involved in some kind of catastrophically nuclear drama that gets her cancelled on twitter but she aint going anywhere

Pantalone: I hate myself for conceiving this idea but Mr Pants over here would be one of those thirst-bait boyfriend-type vtubers. He has the charm, he has the voice and whispering "good girl" into the mic pays MONEY BABY. Unless he spends his streams trying to convince you to invest in bitcoin. Honestly, i dont know which is worse :,)

Tartaglia: Probably the most energetic gamer here. His streams are extremely hype and his chat is absolute chaos. He most likely plays edgy mainstream stuff but don't be surprised if you spot a VOD titled "Playing Dress to Impress until i SLAY" (mf is basically Kenji and Kubz Scouts combined lmao)

@ilikeoldmentoomuch, I gave your boy Pulcinella extra attention in this one. Come get your food

Really proud of how this one turned out

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Mrs. Tansu my beloved and Mr. Tansu ig

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I wanna see what Nana Shimura would look like as an old woman ngl haha. I imagine she and Torino would be chaotic old people.

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Pulcinella and Childe are so Father Son Duo 🥹🥹🥹

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HEHEHE GET READY OLD MEN OCS

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smash

pulcinella - sketch & doodle

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What if Sullivan actually kicks the bucket? I actually wonder what would happen.

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I love Denken and Senshi too much but Senshi’s a Tumblr sexyman and I must abide by Tumblr rules.

Also, I don’t think either of them would care about this post, and would only care if you took care of yourself (This is what I’m telling myself cuz I feel like I betrayed Denken. MY LOVE, I AM SORRY BUT I MET SENSHI FIRST BUT I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY).

So all of you reading, take care of yourselves for Denken and Meshi. Do it for them.

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Fooled around with, Senshi hehe. (take me now and feed me pls ily)

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Bwehh

bweeh

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I’m so sorry 😭

❗ dailyquests Follow

Be Normal about That Old Man.

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April 1, 2024: Happy Birthday to my pookums Sullivan 😍😍😍

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He Eepy

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Isn’t he yummy? 😍

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Some Christmas Gifts I made for my friends!!