illusive-delusions
illusive-delusions
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rachel. 27. imagining sisyphus unhappy.
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illusive-delusions · 2 minutes ago
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stuck in texas jealous of all my NYC friends celebrating zohran’s win today so fuck it, maoist wemby for mayor of san antonio
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illusive-delusions · 4 hours ago
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alexa, play honesty by billy joel
He’s sleeping in a shitty studio apartment with a mattress on the floor and no TV. He’s pretty much living out of his Cotopaxi backpack because penance is supposed to be uncomfortable, right? Every day he’s trying to be a better person or whatever the fuck. But it’s hard and it’s lonely. And Mel King keeps running circles around him with no idea how good she is.  It’s starting to get under his skin.
Frank catfishes Mel.
rating: explicit
word count: 6,509
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illusive-delusions · 14 hours ago
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illusive-delusions · 14 hours ago
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sorry for being a new york city nationalist above everything. it will happen again
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illusive-delusions · 14 hours ago
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new york city, the largest in the country, is almost certainly going to be the first socialist-run city in america
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illusive-delusions · 15 hours ago
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if any new yorkers follow me and care i just wanna say rank mamdani no1 today and if he wins i'll post some porn tomorrow
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illusive-delusions · 16 hours ago
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andrew cuomo getting less than 50% of the vote on italian cop island? zohran mamdani mandate of heaven confirmed
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illusive-delusions · 18 hours ago
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johnny cash songs that leave you feeling like this
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illusive-delusions · 19 hours ago
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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illusive-delusions · 21 hours ago
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the pitt + taylor swift songs mel king - "you're on your own, kid"
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illusive-delusions · 22 hours ago
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doomscrolling on twitter and just got jump-scared by a screenshot of my own post✌️
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illusive-delusions · 1 day ago
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Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?
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illusive-delusions · 1 day ago
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THE PITT season one posters
[insp.]
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illusive-delusions · 1 day ago
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nyc, stay cool today, rank zohran mamdani #1 and don’t rank cuomo!
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illusive-delusions · 1 day ago
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illusive-delusions · 2 days ago
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langdonmel are horse girl movie coded.. like that’s a girl and her horse
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illusive-delusions · 2 days ago
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no because here's the thing do you know how Incredible clicking the way kingdon did feels, platonic or romantic as you wanna take it, you enter a new environment and you're preparing to manage your neurodivergency around new people and you're here to learn and you want to make sure to instantly signal your optimism and enthusiasm and a few hours later there's this weird lanky jumpy husky calling you his 'least problematic intern' and constantly checking in on you without being condescending/patronising/implying you can't handle yourself and he's telling you pirate jokes and skipping excitedly ahead of you after specifically asking for you for a stemi all because you talked twice and just fucking Clicked and you were looking for friends and now you have this connection that feels like muscle memory from the future, and that's a BOND, like, FUCK
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