im-a-very-pretty-monster

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

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You.

yes you specifically.

you all.

YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

Aw, thank you! You're such a doll!

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

"Live laugh love" my ass. Who up here dying, crying, and despising?

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

Hi.

What am I supposed to do about this shadow wolf-thing in my closet? It's just sitting there.

(Also I think it's Asteroid Destroyer... The purple being on @the-real-great-papyrus account)

You're silly! If you know the monster already and it isn't bugging you, just leave it be! @~@ I know I like sitting in people's closets after a rough day!

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

Your headmates miss you when you’re gone, whatever abandoned project you have they leave untouched, they remember your likes and dislikes even when you aren’t there, they remember how they feel when you’re there, your headmates would miss you if you were gone

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

☆♡Intro post♡☆

Hi, sillies! My name is Emmett, and I'm a very pretty monster! ♡○♡

Unfortunately ○~○, I don't have my own headspace >~<. I have to share it with six other people @~@! I'm an alter in what hostie calls the Sound System (because we're all loud and like digital music!) ☆♡☆ Two of my headmates outed us as a system before I was ready. Not very nice of them °^°! Only three headmates of mine use Tumblr, @the-real-sans-undertale @therealstanfordpines and @guy-with-a-phone-for-a-head

Okay, I'll be serious now. The Sound System is a traumagenic system (meaning it formed due to trauma). We know we don't owe anyone an explanation, but I'm going to explain myself anyways. I split due to sexual assault that happened to the host (who is asexual, not that their sexuality makes what happened to them any different).

I don't know what my purpose is, but I think I'm supposed to take over whenever we're in situations where a) that could happen again or b) we have to interact with the assaulter (which happens often, unfortunately). Or maybe I don't have a purpose. Maybe I'm just a fuzzy little monster that only exists because the host's best friend couldn't keep her grubby hands to herself. All I know is I want to be here for people who have been through the same thing as us.

About asks: Please send asks! Even if you're just telling me about your day or ranting about OCs (Stanford and I love OCs!) or asking for advice with systems or even venting about traumas! (I won't post about other people's trauma; I'm not an asshole. But my DMs are open to anyone who needs to talk.)

That's all. Stay safe, take care of yourselves, and remember that you are deserving of being respected and treated right.

Because my headmates are assholes, I have to put this here.

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

*looking at @the-real-sans-undertale with big sparkly eyes like in that one meme*

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Ask for the monster's hand in marriage.

how do I deal with monsters under the bed or in the closet?

Dealing with monsters is a bit above my pay grade. I'm gonna have to direct you to @im-a-very-pretty-monster for that one. But if you have questions about survi- er, succeeding in becoming a proper security guard, then I'm your guy!

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

Fighting the urge to curl up under my blankets and daydream about the monsters under my bed taking me away again. Ugh, this reality is the worst.

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

Sleep is nice and all, but chocolate is like. The blood of life or something. That's why I made stove s'mores.

i am so mature right now i deserve a treat.

imma get myself some chocolate.

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

:3

burnout squad, where y'all at?

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hulo how u doin local freak :333

Hello there :3 whats the opposite of "miserable"? I'm doing that rn. Today has been an "opposite of miserable" day 🙃

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

I'm gonna eat those babies.

i just ordered a 60 pack of rainbow plastic miniature babies. i. don't know why i did that. they'll be here by tomorrow.

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

There is something especially intimate in the action of ripping someone's individual teeth out, one by one, with your bare hands.

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

There is something especially intimate in the action of ripping someone's individual teeth out, one by one, with your bare hands.

[im-a-very-pretty-monster]

Kurinrinkuchichi would be my name.

Kirin-Ka-Rukushifu-Noshikuchichifu-Rinmotoarichikushi for my long-ass user.

Try your name in Japanese.

Tag game!

My name in Japanese is Mirikufukutotoku. GOD DAYUM THAT'S LONG!

@ruv-simp @vogellicht @pamithebunterfly2007 @crystalline-loptous @shadowwolfmemes @hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal @ilovepeachplssm