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Write a book, jackass. I wanna read this

Has anyone done a soulmate au where the things your soulmate loves shows up on your skin? Just think.

Your brother has an ice skate, a small orange cat, and the sunset.

Your best friend has a guitar, a mug of coffee, an older couple who’s probably their soulmates parents, and chocolate.

You have the complete cast of multiple shows you don’t even know the name to and the tumblr logo.

But when two soulmates fall in love, they get a picture of themselves showing up, cause now they’re added to the list of things their soulmate loves.

I just really like this idea.

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"I was chilling in my roo, when you knocked on the window asking me if I could kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU."

Magna had been binging some Netflix she. There was a knock on his window. He looked out, seeing a ridiculously cute boy staring at him from outside. Confused and, honestly, a little concerned, Magna opened the window. "What are you doing outside? This is the fifth floor. How did you even get here?"

The boy was smiling, despite the ferocious wind threatening to push him off of the edge. "I'm Luck Voltia. Could you come and kill a spider for me?"

Magna blinked, laughed and shook his head. "Alright, an where you live, I'll head on over"

Was this good >_>

Some AUS I want to see

“We’re supposed to be doing a school project so you came over to my house but before we could do anything, you saw my dog and now you won’t let them go please we need to get this done.”

“My dumb ass of a room mate just set the microwave on fire and you’re one of the firemen who showed up and now I’m need an ambulance cause damn ur hot.”

“My dick of an ex was trying to knock down my door but you stopped them thank you so much. Let me make you thank you brownies.”

“I was chilling in my room when you knocked on my window asking me if I could come kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU.”

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So you've managed to make trash look cute. You've accomplished the impossible.

Remus outfit makes me want to … Jump out of a moving car

Otherwise I love me pure little Trash Goblin

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That's because he's a part of Thomas, and Thomas is always pretty

Yknow hes actually kinda pretty…

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DHLAGDODBW I JUST FUCKING WATCHED ALL OF THOSE VIDEOS AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF OMG YUNO ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM WHAT A DORK AND NOZELS BRAID CAN DETECT YOKAI

A MUST SEE.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEEDED AND MORE, AND I'D HIGHLY ENCOURAGE WATCHING THE OTHER SUPERSIZED CLOVER CLIPS, THEY'RE ALL HILARIOUS. ALL CAN BE FOUND ON YOUTUBE.

Highlights of this one:

Secret of the Golden Dawn

Klaus having a sense of humour

Klaus and Mimosa making up a last name for Yuno

Yuno being flustered

LOT'S OF GLASSES JOKES

Klaus and Mimosa being an iconic duo

Hagelumilliogence

The whole damn video is perfect

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Luck Voltia is standing there. His usual trademark grin adorned on his face. He is staring up. Into the sky. No one know why. He just stares.

One day, he speaks up there; "Yūki Tabata. Don't you fucking dare."

Everyone is confused. Who is Yūki? Why is Luck threatening him? What has Yūki done?

Tabata is astonished. He never realized Luck was self-aware. He was slightly concerned for his life, seeing as how he's made this character.

But Luck seemed to have no interest in killing him. He just seemed a bit irritated.

"Don't do that! I swear to god, I don't want to cry, and I don't want to hurt Magna. Please don't make me do this," he cried.

Tabata winced in sympathy. He hadn't realized that Luck knew what Tabata was planning. He shrugged, picking up his stylus. "Sorry, Luck-San. It is appropriate for the plot to continue."

A character, not necessarily the protagonist, is fully aware that this is a fictional story, and, because through the power of fourth wall breaking, is FULLY aware of the awful and bloody end that is in store for them and everyone else.

They are now making their damnedest efforts to convince the author to change the end for gods sake!

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Noelle shook her head defiantly, folding her arms across her chest and huffing. Her blush only deepened. "That's stupid. Love is stupid."

The woman smiled fondly, rasping, "I know it is frustrating, my dear. But trust me. You are in love." She pointed to the beautiful brunette girl. Her hair in a tight, high ponytail, seashells adorning her elastic band. Her smile brightened the room. Everytime she sang, Noelle fell deeper and deeper in love. "You are in love with her. Kahono."

“Increased heartbeat, blush… oh dear, I know what you have.”

“What? What are you talking about?”

The old lady shook her head in sadness.

“You suffer of Love.”

Oh dear.

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"Well, I'm /sorry/, Gerald. I'm fucking blind"

“This is it!  This is the spark that will light the fires of revolution!”

“Uh, Frank?”

“What?”

“You’re holding a frog.”

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Zora froze, peering behind him to see a teasing smirk on Finral's face. Zora scoffed, playfully sauntering over and leaning against the rail beside the shorter male.

"And if I am," he purred.

A shiver traveled down the blond's spine pleasurably. "Well, that isn't right for a Magic Knight. We're supposed to protect the civilians and children."

Zora shrugged nonchalantly, hopping up and settling his bottom on the rail. Crossing his ankles, he gripped the bar tightly as to not fall backwards. "Yeah, well, not all Magic knights are pure-hearted like you, Fin."

Finral's face lit up with pink as he stammered a half-assed response.

Zora snickered, shoving Finral's shoulder playfully. "Aw, c'mon, Fin, I'm joking. Obviously the pure-hearted one is me."

Finral scoffed, flicking the redhead's nose. "As if," he hissed.

Zora let out a bark of laughter. Of course he wasn't pure-hearted. He killed people. Albeit, he only killed people who deserved it, like jackasses who didn't help the elderly because they were poor. Zora's ideals were a bit morally questionable. At least Finral didn't hate him like most others who found out about his little "hobby".

“You’re the kind of person who believes in lying to children, aren’t you.”

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Adding onto this, why was he in Luck's stomach? In that one episode where they were eating tatoes and Finral was just shoving the food into Luck's stomach through portal. I'm so scared, I don't think I wanna know why Finral's been in there.

I know I’m little late for this but I just watched episode 34 of Black Clover and there is something bothering me. Why the hell Finral has been to a cave outside of Nairn? It was clearly stated in the second arc when they went to the dungeon that he could only go to places he can either see or has been to (has seen before).  Which begs the question, what was Finral doing in that cave before that episode ‘cause he clearly used spatial magic there. Or am I seeing the might plot-armor in action?

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Don't fucking call me out like this

Reality

Me: I love reading books! All those different stories with different characters and places and couples.

Also me: *reads fanfics about the same couples and totally forget books exists*

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Wait is this really the first post on Tumblr ever?

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This is one of my favorite Asta moments. He is awesome. (look at Klaus’s reaction back there lolol).

lmao:

Black Clover || EP 20.

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Someone: awwww Magna is so precious

Me: yeah. Like when he terrorised Saussy Village

Someone:

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Good afternoon to everyone except to this person

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Reblog to become the lorax and save the trees

Hemp is so threatening to the Commodities Industry, they have Lobbied Against Legalization since the 1920s.

Phroyd

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I'm sorry, did you mean Yuno?