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realized its been too long since i drew my sillies- updated their designs a bit <3

@blueskiesandstarrynights @quadrefiore @fishcow99 @shrimptacodaniels @wheelsupin-azarathmetrionzinthos @mossterious @lab-trash @hatchetfieldresident @allthecastlesonclouds @thisisverypoggers

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Why is black friday trending? Did something happen?

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Why is black friday trending? Did something happen?

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I always thought my hundredth fic on ao3 would be either Lab Rats/Mighty Med/Lab Rats Elite Forcd or Nerdy Prudes Must Die/Hatchetfield, but it's looking a lot like it's gonna be Now You See Me.

(If you havent watched Now You See Me, you should, it’s about magicians committing crime, plsplspls)

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Richie: What's that guys name? Ruth: Doug Judy? Jake Peralta? Captain Holt? Terry Jeffords? Richie: No, it's not from Brooklyn 99 Richie: Daniel...? Ruth: J Daniel Atlas Richie: No, not from a movie either. Richie: You have a pin with his name on it. Ruth: ... Dan Reynolds? Richie: Yes! I wanted to say that thing, but then I forgot his name. Ruth: "I am Dan Reynolds?" Richie: Yes.

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Why is Be More Chill trending?? Did I miss something??

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is it just me or does “jägerman”… kind of sound like “gay for men”?

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I think you can guess who's talking here.

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Do you wear a wristwatch?

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Reading this through a Hatchetfield lense is really funny.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Ruth: My lasagna expires on the devil's number!

Pete: 6/6/26?

Ruth: Yeah.

Richie: You know thats not the devil's number ri-

Ruth: Ignore the two!

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Max: He has the best smile in the world, I think about it 10 times a day and every time I think of it I smile involuntarily.

Jason: You're smitten

Max: Yeah, it sucks. Feelings are stupid.

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Reading the new checks that might come in due to the Online Safety Act in the UK and this is actually bullshit

[Image Transcript:

And how will I prove my age?

There’s a number of methods a site or app might use to ask you to confirm your age. They might do this check themselves or use another company to do the check. These methods include:

Facial age estimation – you show your face via photo or video, and technology analyses it to estimate your age. 

Open banking – you give permission for the age-check service to securely access information from your bank about whether you are over 18. The age-check service then confirms this with the site or app.

Digital identity services – these include digital identity wallets, which can securely store and share information which proves your age in a digital format.

Credit card age checks – you provide your credit card details and a payment processor checks if the card is valid. As you must be over 18 to obtain a credit card this shows you are over 18.

Email-based age estimation – you provide your email address, and technology analyses other online services where it has been used – such as banking or utility providers - to estimate your age.  

Mobile network operator age checks – you give your permission for an age-check service to confirm whether or not your mobile phone number has age filters applied to it. If there are no restrictions, this confirms you are over 18. 

Photo-ID matching – this is similar to a check when you show a document. For example, you upload an image of a document that shows your face and age, and an image of yourself at the same time – these are compared to confirm if the document is yours.

End Transcript.]

Not only is this such a fucking breach of privacy, but this is going to hurt adults in vulnerable and abusive situations. Some adults don’t have bank accounts or credit cards or even a fucking phone. I’m one of them. I could not give half of this information even if I wanted to. What the fuck is this. Fuck the UK government. This isn’t going to protect kids, this is just going to hurt adults, and I know full well when they say “sites that allow pornography” they’re going to be going after sites that have huge amounts of queer content, like tumblr and Ao3. Queer kids are gonna lose their fucking communities because of this shit. Abuse victims are going to lose online support systems because of this.

I’m genuinely fucked off about this, and worried about whether I’m going to lose every single one of my online friends. Anyone in the UK, please email your MP and sign this petition. It needs to reach 100k signatures to pass through Parliament.

I’m only hoping the backlash will be big enough for them to stop implementing these measures.

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please unmute this

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Why is their ship name not holycross?

do you ship it?

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Richie: You already told me that earlier.

Pete: Shit! Sorry. Fuck, sorry.

Richie: It’s fine, I do it all the time.

Pete: But it's not fine, because it's me messing up.

Richie: W h a t