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How can you smile like that?

(Screencap refs under the cut)

REFERENCE: Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Episode 12 - Keep Marching On Instead of Running Off)

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More watchers of the golden throne memes

Aleya : What? I'm not aggressive!

Valerian : Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Aleya : Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Aleya , grinning: I have a knife!

Valerian : Put it down, Aleya.

Aleya : Make me! *sprints away*

Valerian : Me and my girl don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

Aleya : Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Valerian : Forty five seconds?!? Aleya : No! I said four TO five seconds.

Valerian , hugging Aleya : Too late.

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Middle of reading watchers of the throne: The emperor’s legion

Here’s some memes for you guys

Aleya , to Valerian : How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

Valerian is cleaning the palace and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Valerian : Clear orange juice?

Valerian : Oh, it's empty.

Aleya , who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

Aleya : *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Valerian : You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Aleya : I don't have time for their problems

Little Extra meme

Aleya : I feel like doing something stupid.

Valerian : I’m stupid, do me.

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I love how in fantasy/AoS they showed that Nagash was worse than chaos by just telling us that the people living under Nagash were treated better once chaos took over. Like chaos, the puppy stomping, disease spreading, off the scale of evil bad guys, treated random people better than Nagash.

And honestly that makes me more interested in Nagash even more. He’s worse than chaos just because he can be, not because of any philosophical reason. He was not raised in horrible conditions, he was the first born prince who killed his brother to be king, no other reason. Him being evil is because that’s his personality, he was a horrible person to began with. And unlike the chaos gods he does not need worship to be powerful, he just is. When Nagash is on the rise chaos fears him, what other faction can say that.

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I was very lucky to be able to watch the accountant2 early, and by god did I not think I would be thirsting over Braxton. Like I only ever had one other movie crush, but dear lord would I watch it again just for him.

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Blood for the blood god

Unfathomably based

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Honestly reading Thousand Autumns changed my brain. Because while reading the third volume I did something I never once did willing while reading, I wrote down thoughts I had and moments I liked. And here they are, enjoy!

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR VOL 3 of Thousand Autumns

Bai Rong you sweet child

Bro really did just get jumped didn’t he

Shen Qiao being past thirty really throws me off

Yu Ai shut up, if you show up again and you don’t die, I might just die

Yan Wushi once again makes Shen Qiao life harder then needs be

Chen Gong once again makes Shen Qiao life harder then needs be

A-Yan and Xie Ling are more helpful to Shen Qiao than Yan Wushi has ever been

WHY DOES IT HAVE A HUMAN FACE?!

Chen Gong really did go through several arcs off screen, huh

Honey, sweetie, please don’t leave your future husband who has several levels of brain trauma alone at a tavern just because you had a moment of enlightenment

I need to see Yan Wushi eating tangren animated

Yan Wushi bullying a 10 year old because he was jealous of him

Yan Wushi causing problems for Shen Qiao even in his dreams

I also want to get confessed to while hiding in a Buddha statue

Rip Yuwen Yong

Everyone needs a Yan ying in their life

Rip Yan Ying

I don’t want Chen Gong to die but at the same time he’s really is just asking for it

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Light Spoilers for vol 3 of thousand autumns

Im at the beginning of vol 3 of thousand autumns and I honestly think Bai Rong is the best written female danmei character I’ve ever read. She’s likes Shen Qiao but is not willing to give up being evil for him but also does not outright harm him for rejecting her feelings. I know it started out because he was beautiful and she liked only that, but when Shen Qiao told her that she wasn’t like sang jingxing or other members of her sect and she was happy to hear that, my heart almost melted. I’m so happy Meng Xi Shi didn’t make her hate shen qiao for rejecting her but made her a real fleshed out character.

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Honestly if someone told zahndrekh that his poetry was bad he would take it in stride and start learning about how to become a better poet but because nobody was brave enough to tell him that his poetry was bad he just thinks that it’s great

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Honestly more fan art should make Yan wushi look older. Not just more white hair but in more of the way of crows feet and wrinkles.

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He's a very handsome soggy bag of concrete

I’m perfectly aware that there are people out there horny for Ferrus Manus, but it’s very easy to ignore them because they’re functionally admitting to blushing furiously at soggy bag of concrete

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I know in canon that it his fault that a lot of stuff happened but look he's just a little guy

Horus Heresy

I wanna know which traitor legion/primarch was the most and least justified for falling to chaos or turning traitor

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I just discovered a character who might be my new favorite thing in the universe. So I present to you

Favorite drug fueled dc villain. And yes he gets his powers from doing scarface levels of cocaine

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I guess that explains why when I first learned of both factions they immediately became one of my favorite in their setting

“So the Dark Angels are clearly supposed to be a riff on the Bretonnians from Warhammer Fantasy, so Lion El’Jonson isn’t rude; he is just French”.

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Sometimes I forget how horny Warhammer players can get and then I look at most primarch art

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From what I heard it’s really only on YouTube

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God I hate being on grimdank right know. If you don’t know gw recently said that female custodies are a real thing. And like every post is either why is everyone so mad about female custodies or people asking for what other things have gw retcon? I’m think about about just deleting reddit for a few weeks