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I don’t think I’ve read anything as true as this

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Close

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

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HELP ME FIND A MEME

I’ve lost it, i can’t find it.

It is some nice old classic gen x, millennial, gen z, depression humor.

I need the classic version or as close as you can get. It goes something like this:

Gen x: hdhdujdhr depression fhjdjdnjr

Millennial: Ah yes depression and mental health is pretty inportant jdjdirjgv

Gen Z: hey I’m here I’m queer and I’m ready to die

[insert skateboarding kid here]

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Any other generation: I’m so depressed :(

Gen z: I’m so depressed :) *finger guns*

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I’m gonna go now

Not sure if I can do this

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Why do we call it spaghetti?

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Sometimes when I’m home alone I lay down with my legs spread kinda like I’m giving birth (cuz it’s fuckin comfortable sometimes) and I close em real fast cuz I remember it’s “not ladylike” but I also remember I’m home alone and I can do whatever the fuck I want rn.

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Mom: “chloe, no more scary movies. I’m worried about your mental health.”

Me: “haha I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m fine.”

Mom: “why did you just say ‘haha’, Chloe that’s not a laugh.”

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Look at the self confidence I have😂 I was such a strange child

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I talk to y’all like I have people on this site who know about me. I came here for y’all to relate. I’m just a lonely piece of bread...

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The reason I haven’t dated anyone is because I’m in an 8 year marriage with my neighbor who moved away 7 years ago.

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I peed a lot today

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Is there an option to hibernate for a few years, until my glo up, until life gets better?

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Summer has come and here, you find out who your friends are by who talks to you and makes plans.

I’m too scared to try to make plans and people that I want to talk to have slowly stopped talking to me and I’m scared to ask why. Any tips?

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*walks downstairs and looks at family for the first time today*

“Well, that’s enough human contact for one day.”

*runs back upstairs to the dark and writes about it for no one to see but feels great anyway*

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Why is everything on here about garlic bread? Sliced bread has so many more uses.

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I don’t know how to work this but nobody in my life enjoys my ramblings, so y’all get them.