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Being A Gryffindor Would Include...

Slytherin | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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Getting weirdly happy every time you walk into the common room because its so damn cosy

Snuggling up next to the fire with a book and not even caring how cliche it is

Going absolutely insane every time a quidditch game comes around

Not even because you love quidditch but just because it’s kind of a gryffindor tradition

after-quidditch parties even when you lose 

raising your butterbeer “TO LOSING”

Loving the view from your dorm room

“look how pretty the forest it!” 

“Yeah we know you show us literally every single day”

Being best friends with literally every gyff in your year

“Who’s your best friend?”

“Who isn’t my best friend?”

Practically dying every time you have to walk all the way to the gryffindor tower

“Can you carry me”

“no”

“Please I’m dying”

Becoming best friends with McGonogall because she’s awesome

Her trying not to smile every time you turn up at her office for tea although you can see her eyes twinkling 

Being by far the loudest table in the great hall

Gryffindor PRIDE 

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Me.

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*fetus deletus* (via haterofhaters)

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the change

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“A young woman was standing in the doorway, a woman of such breathtaking beauty that the room seemed to have become strangely airless. She was tall and willowy with long blonde hair and appeared to emanate a faint, silvery glow.”

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how can anyone dislike harry james potter he discovered he could talk to snakes and his first reaction was to make small talk 

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The Wonderful World of Wizarding Idioms

“Don’t count your owls before they are delivered,” said Dumbledore gravely.

“Hold yer Hippogriffs, I haven’ finished me story yet!” said Hagrid indignantly.

“Instead you get to arrest me,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It’s like losing a Knut and finding a Galleon, isn’t it?”

“Merlin’s beard!”

“The fire’s lit, but the cauldron’s empty,” as Ivor Dillonsby put it to me…

“Wasn’ room ter swing a Kneazle,” said Hagrid.

“How dare you!” said Ron, in mock outrage. “We’ve been working like house-elves here!”

“I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really–”

“Well, it’s no good crying over spilt potion, I suppose…”

“[Invisibility cloaks] not exactly ten a Knut, you know,”

“[Mundungus] left to see someone about a batch of cauldrons that fell off the back of a broom!”

“…but the cat’s among the pixies now.”

“But old Dodgy Doge can get off his high hippogriff.”

“Gallopin’ Gorgons, that reminds me,” said Hagrid

“Galloping gargoyles!”

“Gulping gargoyles!”

“How in the name of Merlin’s pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?”

“I wouldn’t come near you with a ten-foot broomstick,” said Harry furiously.

“Oh hurry up,” Ron moaned, beside Harry, “I could eat a hippogriff.”

“Oh, Aberforth is just the tip of the dung heap,” laughs Skeeter.

“No! So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left –”

“Poisonous toadstools don’t change their spots,” said Ron sagely.

“There’s going to be hell to pay anyway, we might as well be hanged for a dragon as an egg.”

“And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y-fronts was that about?”

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                 I’m sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.                                        It’s too late, it’s ruined. It’ll have to be chopped off.

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To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure

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Harry Potter Meme

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