imarriedyourwifegoatman

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

I'm am royally fucked Sad UwU I think I'm going to cry legit now ~Mod Dill🥒

OMG YALL LOOK AT WHAT MOD DILL HAS TO GO THROUGH. How tragic.

-Mod Pita, currently dying with laughter

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

THERE’S MORE!!!

I FEEL SO BAD FOR MOD DILL

OMG YALL LOOK AT WHAT MOD DILL HAS TO GO THROUGH. How tragic.

-Mod Pita, currently dying with laughter

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

OMG YALL LOOK AT WHAT MOD DILL HAS TO GO THROUGH. How tragic.

-Mod Pita, currently dying with laughter

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

HELP ME PLEASE

HEYY MOD DILL HERE AND WTF @thearcanagame CAN I PLEASE GET HELP LIKE IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO ITS GOING TO BE A WHILE BEFORE I GET SPINS AND IM SCARED I WANT HELLLLLLLPPPP

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Arcana characters as pictures of Keanu Reeves

Asra:

Julian:

Nadia:

Portia:

Muriel:

Lucio:

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

So like idk if your still taking requests but devil!Nadia cuddling with pregnant mc!! Bonus points for belly kisses and calling baby little raspberry UGH I LIVE FOR FLUFF

We are always taking requests please never hesitate so send one.

I, being the idiot that I am, did not reread the ask, and ended up writing general pregnant hcs, so I had to go back and rewrite it. I’ll post those hcs later if y’all want

Enjoy!

-Mod Pita

Word Count: 235

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Cuddling with Devil Nadia normally is already quite the experience, so pregnant cuddles are no different

She’s the big spoon

Obviously

This woman is strong and has biceps that put Muriel’s to shame don’t @ me

So feeling her arm cradle your stomach so gently as she makes sure you’re as comfortable as possible is the loveliest feeling in the world

You’d swear you were in heaven if you weren’t in the devil’s realm

When you two are facing each other, or you’re on your back, her head is near your stomach, laying light kisses on your bare belly

Gosh darn it, nothing will stop her from showing affection to you and yall’s unborn child

If it’s more playful cuddles, be prepared for her to blow raspberries

If it tickles, good luck pushing her away

Pregnant cuddles aren’t only for play

If she catches you feeling ashamed about your pregnant body, she will lie in bed with you, pressing kisses from your face to your belly, letting you know how beautiful you are

This concludes my presentation on how Nadia, even as her devil version, is the best to be around when you’re pregnant

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Mod Pita: 69 notes you know what that means!?

Mod Dill: you dont have enough notes to be famous

[Ps I just added random tags uwu ~mod dill]

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Faust: I’m gonna steal your kneecaps! I’m gonna steal your kneecaps! S C R E E C H

The Main 6 as things I’ve heard

This is kinda like an incorrect quote thing but ya here you go

-Mod Jalapeño

Asra: “You should bite the lip of someone who has leprosy”

Nadia: “Have you ever milked a bird? Because I have.”

Portia: “kICK ‘EM IN THE TEETH”

Muriel: “TAKE OFF THOSE GODDAMN CROCS OR ILL TAKE MORE BEEF

Julian: “you havE LARYNGITIS.

F E A R M E.”

Lucio: “Go fIsH”

“Lucio, we’re playing rumm-“

“Y A H T Z E E”

bonus one for Julian: cuRSE MY SPICY ANUS-

Yes that was fun to write.

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Masterlist

Started: 9/12/19

Last Updated: 9/15/19

Total Works: 17

Key:

🥙 - Pita’s Works

🥒 - Dill’s Works

🦑 - Jalapeño’s Work

* - Most Popular

** - Explict/18+

Asra

Loud** 🥒

Fae! Asra HCs 🥒

Nadia

Loveliness 🦑

Pregnant Cuddles w/ Devil! Nadia 🥙

Julian

Secret Performer HCs 🦑

Oblivious S/O HCs 🥒

Muriel

Lose You* 🥙

Tall S/O HCs 🥙

Portia

Hiding 🥙

Lucio

Firetruck** 🥙

Annoying Lucio HCs 🥒

Group HCs

S/O with Acne Scars* 🥙

How They Sleep* 🥒

Hogwarts Houses* 🥒

Drinking HCs* 🥙

Elements of Harmony HCs 🥒

Sailor Moon Characters 🥙

Quote List 🦑

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Okay, first of all, I haven’t been saying mean things to you. I love you and wouldn’t do that.

Second of all, h a h a you don’t have any c o i n s

-Mod Pita

Hey The Arcana Quick Question

This is ~mod dill🥒 speaking

And I'm just very salty like yall are doing great I love everyone who has put all their thought and effort into it but yep theres a but I WANT FREE COINS GIMME ALL THE ADS YOU CAN.

It is so not fair that mod Pita and Jalapeno get them but I dont is it because I have a Samsung since they have iPhones I just I want to make out with every character but my mommy says I cant spend anymore money on the gameeee😭😭😭

So is there any way I can get ads faster and not only that I mean mod Pita just says such horrible things to me and it hurts my small little heart💔.

PLEASEE TELL ME HOW TO GET FREE ADS @thearcanagame uwu

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Hey The Arcana Quick Question

This is ~mod dill🥒 speaking

And I'm just very salty like yall are doing great I love everyone who has put all their thought and effort into it but yep theres a but I WANT FREE COINS GIMME ALL THE ADS YOU CAN.

It is so not fair that mod Pita and Jalapeno get them but I dont is it because I have a Samsung since they have iPhones I just I want to make out with every character but my mommy says I cant spend anymore money on the gameeee😭😭😭

So is there any way I can get ads faster and not only that I mean mod Pita just says such horrible things to me and it hurts my small little heart💔.

PLEASEE TELL ME HOW TO GET FREE ADS @thearcanagame uwu

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

The Main 6 as things I’ve heard

This is kinda like an incorrect quote thing but ya here you go

-Mod Jalapeño

Asra: “You should bite the lip of someone who has leprosy”

Nadia: “Have you ever milked a bird? Because I have.”

Portia: “kICK ‘EM IN THE TEETH”

Muriel: “TAKE OFF THOSE GODDAMN CROCS OR ILL TAKE MORE BEEF

Julian: “you havE LARYNGITIS.

F E A R M E.”

Lucio: “Go fIsH”

“Lucio, we’re playing rumm-“

“Y A H T Z E E”

bonus one for Julian: cuRSE MY SPICY ANUS-

Yes that was fun to write.

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Meet Asra💕💗💓

He is an albino winter white hamster and I will licc lucios non existent nipples for this baby.

~~mod dill

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Hi! may i please have some headcanons of a ghost lucio and a tired mc trying to sleep but can't because lucio is keeping her up?

Mod Dill and I fought over who got to write this one. I won :) *^* liar it's just mod jalapeno and I did one all ready

Enjoy!

-Mod Pita hahahaha bitch i stole it

~Mod dill uwu

Word Count: 500

Sorry it took so long school started and everything got awkward.

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• Lucio was such a pain in the ass. 

• It was one thing having him stop you from doing you work during the day, but he crossed the line keeping you from sleeping. 

• He’s a ghost, so he doesn’t have to sleep anymore, and decided to use all the free hours he has on his s/o

• He loves doing things with you even if you don't find interest in whatever he's doing. He's a little boy trapped inside an adult's body

• He always loves having fun but when it's time to sleep he doesn't allow you to. He wants you to hang out with him so expect a lot of poking or him calling Mercedes and Melchior so they can come on the bed and lick you awake.

• You try your best to get used to it but you can't you try everything like going to a different room but he follows you 

• You try to go to sleep while he is doing some work but he eventually comes to the room to annoy you. Well he doesn't want to he just wants to love you and if he cant get that love he'll do whatever in his power to get it.

• But on this one night you were extremely tired and all you wanted to do was sleep nothing else. Once you enter your shared bedroom you saw none other than the lovely count lucio.

• He was lying on the bed with rose petals and a bunch of lit candles around the bed. Rethinking all your life choices you turn around to go sleep in a guest bedroom.

• As soon as you started to drift off to sleep lucio decided to come join you and the excuse he gave you is "you seemed lonely so I decided that I should keep you company. You don't have to thank me either."

• All you want is some sleep but he must have attention every second that he is near you. He respects the fact that you sleep but why not sleep during the day? Why do YOU have to SLEEP when he has nothing to do.

• You have to remind him that you have things to do during the day and he knows you do.

• He follows you around since he has no body and he is forced to stay next to you most of the time. So you get annoyed every time he complains about how much he "does" throughout the day.

• But seeing that he loves attention from mainly you makes you realize that he's a selfish brat. 

• He wants to be the one that is satisfied it doesn't even have to be you so it only takes an hour of cuddles and a makeout session for him to leave you alone until 2am then he will start to bug you again until you do the same thing that you did 3 hours ago.

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Could you write headcanons for Julian with the most oblivious (in terms of knowing when someone’s flirting with them) s/o?

Julian with a S/o unaware of his flirting

Word count: 298

~~Mod Dill~~

• Soon when he meets his s/o he already tries to make little jokes about about being together, which his s/o will just shrug it off as a joke.

• But soon when they actually started dating it got even worse, since the reader doesn't understand most of the pickup lines.

• The pick up line was supposed to be "Hey, tie your shoes I don't want you falling for anyone else." 

• But it ended up as "Hey y/n tie your shoes." Confused why his s/o is actually getting down to tie their shoes they thank him and walk off.

• He sat there in shock that you just ignored a pick up line as good as that. Until you come back and sit next to him hug him just to see his face light up.

• Eventually he will talk to you about it thinking that you're just messing with him but when he sees the puzzled look on your face he realizes that you don't understand a thing.

• All those pick up lines and him courting he thought you were just ignoring him but you weren't. 

• He immediately apologizing for it all, blaming himself for making you feel uncomfortable even though you didn't.

• You had to remind him that he never made you feel uncomfortable and it was just a big misunderstanding.

• When you find out what he meant with all the cheesy pick up lines you try to make one up yourself 

• "Hey Julian your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?" In complete awe he picks you up and immediately kisses you.

• Rambling a bunch of pickup lines and you still are confused but you laugh at them still not understanding.

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Main 6 as Sailor Moon Characters

Asra: Sailor Moon

Nadia: Sailor Venus

Julian: Sailor Mercury

Muriel: Sailor Jupiter

Portia: Artemis

Lucio: Sailor Mars

Faust: Luna

[imarriedyourwifegoatman]

Firetruck

Lucio x F! Reader (Slight NSFW)

I remember seeing a story like this on Wattpad, and it just came back to me, so I’m doing it for Lucio.

Don’t read if you’re not comfortable with spicy content ;)

-Mod Pita

(Please send requests!!!)

Word Count: 666 (sorry it’s so short)

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“(Y/N)! I’m boooored!”

It had been a lazy day for you and your lover. You’d been lounging around all day in his wing, and it was apparent the lack of excitement was getting to him.

You turn in your seat at your desk to face him. “I’ve told you already Luce, I need to finish my work. We can do something when I’m done.”

Lucio groaned from his place on the bed. He had draped himself dramatically over covers, his fur cape abandoned on the floor long ago. He made a face as you turned back to the papers scattered on the desk, but the pout quickly transformed into a smirk. He stood up, and made his way over to your sitting figure.

You jumped as you felt his hands land on your shoulder, but quickly relaxed as he started giving you a light massage. He smiled as you lean into his touch, it becoming obvious that you don’t want to have to do work.

He smirked and leaned down to your ear. “Let’s play a game.” Before you could protest, he quickly added “You could use a break, and I could use something to do.”

You squint your eyes at him, wondering what he has planned. “One game.” You told him sternly.

“Mhm, one game.” Lucio holds out his hand for you to take, but once you’re back on your feet, he sweeps you into his arms and carries you to the bed. He sits down on the edges, and positions you so that you’re straddling his lap.

“The game,” he says, looking into your eyes with a smug face, “is called ‘Firetruck.’” You look down as you feel his hand softly caressing your thigh, getting higher, and then at the last second, going back down to your knee. You glance up at him, urging him to continue.

Lucio leans in close, lips almost making contact with yours, making you lean forward, eager to close the gap, before he moves to whisper in your ear. “The rules are, I touch you wherever I want, however I want.” He demonstrates by kissing down your jawline, a shaky moan leaving your lips, and then back up to your ear.

“If I go too far, you simply say ‘red light,’ and I stop.” He pulled away to look back at you. “Sound good?”

You nod quickly, not trusting your own voice. Lucio smirked.

“Perfect.” And thus the game began.

Going back to your ear, Lucio starts by peppering kissing up and down neck, not stopping his ministrations on your thigh. He quickly grows bored of just kisses, and this becomes apparent when you feel a sharp bite on the sensitive skin of your collarbone.

You’re unable to stop the moan that leaves you, stretching your neck to the side to present more skin. You feel him smirk against your skin as he reaches up his free hand to start undoing the buttons of your shirt, continuing to suck hickeys into your neck.

His other hand moves from your knee to the inside of your thigh. Your breathing gets heavier and heavier with every inch he moves, tracing patterns onto the delicate, soft flesh as he goes.

You shut your eyes and try to get your head straight, knowing that if you allow this to go any further, you can kiss finishing your work goodbye.

Just as you feel his hand graze your clothed core, you stutter out “Red light!” But Lucio just snickers and continues to rid you of your shirt, his lower hand moving harsher against your more sensitive regions.

“Lu-Lucio! I said red ligh- ah!” You’re cut off by a moan as his hand quickly slips down the waistband of your pants and panties. Tears start welling up in your eyes from the pleasure of fingers moving expertly against your clit.

“Silly (Y/N),” he chuckled against your shoulder, moving up to face you, bright red eyes meeting yours.

“Firetrucks don’t stop at red lights.”

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Once again, the mods are all desperate. Don’t be afraid to send requests!