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[imbatman-imtired]

I was born to be Batman, have you seen my eyebrows?

[imbatman-imtired]

I know, he’s so tiny.

no dna test required

[imbatman-imtired]

Really? Odd.

Can you adopt me too?

Hell yeah.

[imbatman-imtired]

No.

Can you adopt me too?

Hell yeah.

[imbatman-imtired]

I’m not Bruce what are you talking about

Can you adopt me too?

Hell yeah.

[imbatman-imtired]

@the-littlest-wayne

no dna test required

[imbatman-imtired]

Can you adopt me too?

Hell yeah.

[imbatman-imtired]

Hey bats… immagunnacomeforeyouandyoushouldrun

Come get me then.

[imbatman-imtired]

Sigh.

I missed you Bruce

I missed you too, kiddo.

[imbatman-imtired]

No.

I missed you Bruce

I missed you too, kiddo.

[imbatman-imtired]

When Penguin stops trying to blow up the city.

I missed you Bruce

I missed you too, kiddo.

[imbatman-imtired]

I missed you Bruce

I missed you too, kiddo.

[imbatman-imtired]

Sure. What flavor is it?

Stop asking me “Bruce are you okay??” “Bruce how are you?” “What’s up with you?”

I am 53 and still have to fight the Joker. NO I am not okay. I never will be. Unless given cake, I’ll probably be fine if I’m eating cake.

[imbatman-imtired]

Yes please. Don’t poison it.

Stop asking me “Bruce are you okay??” “Bruce how are you?” “What’s up with you?”

I am 53 and still have to fight the Joker. NO I am not okay. I never will be. Unless given cake, I’ll probably be fine if I’m eating cake.

[imbatman-imtired]

Sigh. I’ll buy you a new mattress.

I burnt down my mattress I'm sorry

Sigh. I’ll buy you a new one.

[imbatman-imtired]

Why does Cass bite you?

She felt like it? Not really sure. She just does. It doesn’t hurt so it’s whatever, I just have to let her know she’s not supposed to bite.

[imbatman-imtired]

he notices the change in movement when she goes to the fake out but lets her hit him. again, another tap but he is batman. he smiles at the punch to his chest and nods. “Good. Now again.” he smiles at her, she’s doing really good.

"papa"

@cassie--cain

Bruce flips around at the sound of Cassie’s voice and damn near almost cries. He kneels down to her and smiles big. “Yes, baby?”