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Some dialogue I wrote for Sans 😔

* (You hear a knock on your bedroom door)

Sans: * hey, kid.

(Kris lays still in bed)

Sans: * mind if i come in?

* (You do not reply)

Sans: * thats alright. look, uh

* i dont know ya all that well. so correct me if I’m wrong but…

* your name’s asriel, right?

* (You correct him on your name)

Sans: * heh. i knew that.

* i was just bein’

* humerus.

* (Despite your better judgement, you snort)

Sans: * that one’s a classic.

* you must have a funny bone like me.

* (You snort quietly)

Sans: * …

* i gotta tell you somethin’.

* i dont want you to think badly of me.

* or think your stuck with me.

* but.

(Kris sits up in their bed slowly)

Sans: * im gonna be around for a while.

* y’know. doing house stuff. helpin’ out.

* i might even take you to school.

* or help you do your homework sometimes.

* despite that,

* you dont have to like me.

* you dont even have to talk to me.

* just

* know im here for ya

* okay, Kris?

(Kris seems to wipe their face)

Sans: * by the way,

* your mom fell asleep on the couch.

* if you leave, maybe let her know.

* write a note or somethin’.

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“Guys he’s my comfort character!”

The humble ground beef:

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Apple, probably?

I wish you could make custom perfumes that would communicate things to bees. I recall reading that they mostly communicate with each other by dancing, but I would like to have some scent that communicates the same thing in as many bee, wasp, etc languages as possible, rosetta stone style. And it all is a pheromone translation of the This Is Not A Place Of Honour scripture.

Like can you stop sniffing me, bee. I have nothing of nutritional value to offer and if you climb into my ear canal, get stuck, and sting me, we both die.

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Look, I wasn’t shipping Soriel in my Undertale days, but I sure as hell will now.

Sorry, Kris. The skeleton is objectively gonna make a great step-dad.

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To be fair, if I went to church, I’d say the exact same thing if the priest was chill enough

kris does have the ability to stop themselves from saying stupid shit when the player orders it which means they are totally cool with saying “Bangin’ sermon, my man” to a priest

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Well, my love is an animal call. Cutting through the darkness, bouncing off the walls. Between teeth on a broken jaw, following a blood trail, frothing at the https://youtu.be/AxE4TltnvjI?si=0FzmN2VUbmNctGEF

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Not to be too queer or anything, but there’s something inherently trans about “Teeth of god, blood of man, I will be what I am”

I know in Vessel’s case it’s not, (at least to the general public’s knowledge) but I very deeply connect with Infinite Baths on a personal level, so maybe it’s just me

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I'm tired of all the Kerdly deniers coping. I've seen so many people interpret this scene as Kris repeating Berdly's name out of confusion, disbelief or even anger, even though there's nothing in the text implying this.

Usually the other character's make it pretty clear that Kris sounds confused when we make them say something they don't want to say. There's a very specific choice of words here, "repeating yourself loudly" is very different from just "screaming", this specific wording implies Ralsei is the confused one and Kris is repeating themselves as clarification. But, i guess you could say Ralsei is not the most gifted when it comes to understanding social cues, you could kinda make a case for Ralsei either not understanding Kris' tone or maybe even purposefully avoiding mentioning it as to not "upset the player" or something. So how about hearing it from the bird himself? When Berdly asks Kris to join Queen's team, Berdly is perfectly capable of reading Kris' confusion.

But, if you choose to go with Berdly to the festival...

Berdly is INCREDIBLY FLUSTERED, and there's absolutely ZERO mention of any confusion from Kris.

Kerdly is inevitable.

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kerdly but ONLY if they are both kicking and screaming their way into admitting their feelings for each other. berdly should be furious at himself for "catching feelings for an inferior specimen, both in gaming and intellect". kris notices their heartrate speeding up around berdly and goes home to smash glassware. i need to see unwilling and furious pining the likes of which have not been known since 2014 davekat

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I was messing around with a dialog generator…

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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I never said I played Deltarune (I’m too broke)

Something I find interesting about Krusie is that ship name can either be Kris and Susie romantically or Kris and Susie platonically

Personally, I’m 105% Suselle romantically, and 115% Krusie platonically

But I’m also 125% Kerdly ironically, just to piss the player off

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Something I find interesting about Krusie is that ship name can either be Kris and Susie romantically or Kris and Susie platonically

Personally, I’m 105% Suselle romantically, and 115% Krusie platonically

But I’m also 125% Kerdly ironically, just to piss the player off

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I’m trans in both ways

I’m ftm, but I’m also Kerdly hater to Kerdly shipper

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.