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Me when I was drawing instead of working in class: hee hoo funny colors

My teachers: ^

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Someone tell Hojo that he's not the father(and then sue him for trauma, and medical malpractice, and also abuse of a minor, and abuse in general. Actually just kill him)

someone tell hojo his son is super gay

Bonus: Someone tell Hojo it's not his son.

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I'd like to say that first of all, ALL of my characters need this. SECOND, if you hug me I'll cry. Emotions are hard, man

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Priest[probably Angeal]: *wedding things*

Genesis: IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME *jealous raging and eating of expensive hat while mascara runs*

Zack: *crying bcuz his bestie got married but also bcuz he thought Cloud hated Sephiroth* I would've NEVER guessed...seriously...

Cloud: HOW DID WE GET THIS FAR-

Sephiroth: *a sobbing, joyful mess* IMSOHAPPY*what classifies as 'ugly crying' but is just spectacular on him* MOM IM GETTING MARRIED

Jenova: *looks up from nails[is also wearing white]* oh! Uh- YAYYYYYYYYY THATS....THATS MY BOY. YUP. SO PROUD OF MY DEFINITE KID

*everyone looks at her with a 'shut up and get wine-drunk already' look*

And Zack ruins her white dress[he actually didn't mean to, he just tripped]

What would Sephiroth do if Cloud held out his hand to him instead?

Cloud (internally): I know. I could just offer Sephiroth my hand before he finishes talking. It'll confuse him and buy me time. This plan is fool-proof.

Sephiroth: Come, Cloud. Together we can defy—

*Cloud holds out his hand to him*

*Sephiroth slips a wedding band on his finger*

Cloud: WHAT THE FUCK

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WE WENT TO IHOP, ACTUALLY 😭😭😭(thank you pumpkin)

Can I take Sephiroth out for lunch, just as friends? Usually you take your mom out on mother's day, but I want him to feel special too, he's had a hard life. I'll invite AGZC, too, as a surprise🥺

Go ahead, but just be careful where you take him.

*At an Italian restaurant, looking at the menu*

Sephiroth: This place is nice. I think I'll have this dish—Piatto Della Mamma. What does that mean?

Zack, nervously: Mother's special.

Sephiroth: Yes, Zack. I'm sure having a mother is very special.

Zack, fearing for his life: No, it's called mother's special in Italian.

Sephiroth: I'm sure having a mother is special no matter her nationality.

Zack, sobbing: Mother's dish!

Sephiroth: MOTHER'S DEAD.

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IM FUCKING SAT. ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, HOT TITS, JUST KEEP BEING MEAN TO MEEEEE

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Please. Lord Employment Jelly...IM BEGGING YOU FOR A JOB I LIKE

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IM SORRY ITS MY INNER DEMONS 😈

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I got tagged by my bestie @hanayori89 ! And tbh I felt this in my SOUL lmao

So anyway I tag @parksrway @rottenpumpkin13 (idk who else lol)

Love these posts but HATE when the chain is long, but I wanted to do it.

Was tagged by @littlestw01f @nox-ceur and @nyx91

Using Uquiz & Picrew

I tag @trulyblockedout @dreambender96 @fox-actually @redd-jayy @100jewels-between-teeth

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT DA DAWG IS DOIN 😈😈😈

I GOT AN IDEA FOR A NEW FIC AND ITS AMAZING AHAHAHEHEHAJEJEHEHEAHEHA

Coming soon(but not too soon) to a place near you

Or something hehe

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Yay more OC work

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Ok guys since FF7 rebirth just came out I have to avoid Tumblr as much as possible bcuz of spoilers. Istfg it's so hard to avoid them but this time I'm gonna do it and I'll be playing that shit with ZERO CONTEXT I DONT WANT ANY SPOLERS

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THESE ARE ALL ME AND FRANKLY I FEEL SLANDERED

compilation

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Me when the Gerudo: I love a woman who will just kill me🥺🥰😍

Also me when real woman(who is just my type): uh-d-um, I, uh(I am very scared of women)

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TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ⚠️ this stuff is not bad to some, but others are daisies so yeh⚠️

As someone who watches porn(sad but true, I am an asexual that watches porn[what's even sadder is I mostly watch for the artistic value🥲] but anyway) and is into Final Fantasy, do you think Hoejo would have seen Goblin Cave(by Sana, idk their credits) and thought, "hmm, I wonder if SOLDIER can handle that much stress?" Or do you think he'd stick to male soldiers? I'm trying to get answers while half-delirious from illness, so I know this is weird after, but stick with me here. Hoejo is a lunatic who used his own son for science. I wouldn't put it past him to use freaky monsters for "prostate exams"

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ALL I WANTED TODAY WAS THE LEFTOVER RAVIOLI BUT MY SISTER(YOUNGER, BLOOD RELATED) DECIDED SHE HAD TO FUCKING HAVE IT SO INSTEAD OF BEING KIND, AND MAKING SOMETHING ELSE, SHE COMPLAINED TO OUR SICK MOTHER. I LITERALLY HAD TO GIVE UP MY DELICIOUS ALFREDO RAVIOLI TO GET MY SISTER AWAY FROM MY MOM(WHO HAS FUCKING LEUKEMIA) AND NOW IM HAVING A SANDWICH I HATE EVERYTHING

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Vent/hate post(more towards the people who use ai and ai itself)

AI is replacing my favourite hobby. I literally can't bring myself to draw anymore because it just feels moot and like... When I was a kid, I loved drawing. AI was used for actually important things like machines, not stealing artwork. Now I just...don't want to do that favourite childhood hobby anymore. It's not fun anymore, because I know that AI will always be better. So why try, people are losing high-paying jobs to this nonsense, and my skill is deteriorating because I just...can't find the will to care anymore.

Fuck AI. You made my favourite thing boring.