#incorrect final fantasy

[verysmolspams]

I recreated an ongoing meme for the lads. Enjoy 💀

[rottenpumpkin13]

More Final Fantasy VII Memes On My Phone

[xiiiwayfinders]

Wedge: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Biggs: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Jessie: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Cloud: Rock also defeats baby.

[incorrect-squall-quotes]

Cloud: So, Leon, on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your pain?

Squall: Pi.

Cloud: I'm sorry, wh- fucking pi?

Squall: Yep, low but never ending.

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: You expect me to stop her?

Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?

Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.

Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.

[emeraldblonde]

at a zoo Zack: What are they in for? Cloud: Zack, this isn't a prison. Zack: So they can leave? Cloud: No, but- Zack, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

[ilminnestrone]

Vincent: and so the lion fell in love with the lamb…

Cid: what a stupid lamb

(...)

Vincent: yes

[mothonice0]

The Elwin one just made me depressed

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

*playing a team sport*

Terence: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Jote?

Joshua: Have you ever played a game with Jote?

Terence: No…

Joshua: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a Wyvern?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Jote, chasing Dion: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

[white-rose-of-wutai]

Cid: You’re really gonna act like this? When Santa Claus is literally coming to town?

Yuffie: Dude, Im 16, I know Santa’s not real…

Cid: Well how am I supposed to know when kids stop believing in that shit??

[strayheartless]

Kid cloud from the past: jeez it’s like I traded my brains for those muscles… that’s a shit deal.

Barrat: cute kid.

Adult cloud: precious, isn’t he? Don’t you just want to hold him under water till the bubbles stop?

[verysmolspams]

A little something I made 😂

Inspired by this (creds go to the original):

[rottenpumpkin13]

Sephiroth: *has loyal geese minions*

Vincent with the gun: Ah target practice.

Cloud: I wouldn't do that. They're technically your grandchildren.

Vincent, alarmed: When have I ever mentioned fathering a goose??

Cloud:

Vincent:

Cloud: You'll let it slip one of these days.

Vincent: No I won't.

[xiiiwayfinders]

Gladio: Alright which one of these wires-

Prompto: Blue and yellow.

Gladio: The bl- Do you wanna look at it for more than half a second?

Prompto: I wired the damn thing. Ass.

Gladio: Well I didn't know that. Ass.

Gladio: *cuts wires* Ok-

Prompto: Oh my god.

Gladio: What?

Prompto: I lied I didn't wire it.

Gladio: WHAT?

Prompto: Ba da bum 🥰

[incorrect-squall-quotes]

-Squall, probably

[ffxiii-et-al]

Joshua: [bursts into Dion's tent, pointing at Terence] I've heard that you're quite the opponent, Sir Terence!

Terence: [looking confused at Dion] who the hell is this guy anyway?

Joshua: My name is Joshua Rosfield! And I am Dion's first evil ex-boyfriend!

Terence: You're what?

Joshua: Dion's first evil ex-boyfriend! Prepare to battle!

[Terence's eyes whip to Dion]

Dion:.... Anyone need a drink or....?

Terence: [looking back to Joshua] We're fighting because of Dion?

Joshua: [completely deflates] Didn't you get my Stolas explaining the situation?

Terence: I may have um...skimmed it.

Joshua: YOU WILL PAY for this insolence!

Dion: Joshua, what is going on with your outfit? Are you a pirate?

Terence: [looks at Joshua's outfit] Are you a pirate?

Joshua: [defensive] Pirates are in this year!

Terence: [glancing at Dion] You really went out with this guy?

Dion: Yeah, we were 9, we fought a bunch of constructs in a fallen ruin. Joshua was the only other dominant my age in the entire kingdom, probably the whole of the Twins! So we joined forces and took them all out. We were one hell of a team. We held hands once, then we left the Remembrance ceremony and a year later our soldiers murdered him and his family. WHICH! I did not know about at the time! So...it seemed like a bit of a done deal after that.

Joshua: [pointing at Dion] We technically never broke up, so....

Doin: Joshua, you DIED! Can we focus?! What the hell are you doing here?

Jote: [from the back] It's a bit from a play that he likes. Your grace, maybe you should just tell him why we're really here?

Joshua: Yes, I suppose so, Jote. Hi Terence, lovely to meet you, my sincere apologies, I didn't mean to frighten you, I'm sure you're lovely. Dion, I don't know how to put this lightly, so I'll just say it: God is trying to kidnap my brother, is there any chance that you can help me out?