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Harry Potter would benefit from adopting some of Maomao's attitude from the apothecary diaries

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I'm reading a bunch of Harry Potter x twilight crossover fics and my absolute favourite overarching theme between most of them is the disgust Harry feels for the Volvo

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I've been dabbling in creating covers for fanfictions on Canva. I recently finished reading The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie and wanted to share what I created because I'm quite proud of how it came out.

I also made 2 variations for the Chronological version of the fic. Both versions of the fic can be found on ao3. I've never shared anything like this before so I'm not sure if it's okay for me to include a link to fic so I won't. Please feel free to educate me if you know!

Absolutely amazing fanfiction by the way. I was intimidated by the length but ended up devouring it and found myself wishing for more as the story came to an end. It has become my favorite out of all the fics I've read and wanted to immediately start over again. Highly recommend reading it.

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This is a classic! The Debt of Time by @shayalonnie this is an epic (look at that word count!) and every second is an adventure! Beautiful writing, incredible story, and stunning world. I can’t even begin to imagine all the effort it took for the author to put this together. I’m in awe!

I’m not sure who the artist is. If anyone knows, please tell me so I can give them proper credit.

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I like fics where Hermione and Harry use Jesus Christ when they're surprised instead of oh Merlin or oh godric all the time. Not in a religious way but in a this is what we were brought up to say as reflex

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Of course I'm doing fine, I'm just reading the debt of time for the second time in 6 months in chronological order. Why do you ask?

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What are some time travel fics that actually recognize that their future kids/friends as they were won't be born because that's not how sex works?

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We'd all write in the diary horcrux and bring about the dark Lords ressurection because 'dont trust anything that talks when you can't see it's brain' doesn't make sense when we have chatboxes and catfishing and AI

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Hogwarts homework seems so excessive until you realize a standard piece of paper is 11 inches

"write me a 15 inch paper on x" is a page and a half

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If you're looking for a relaxing before bed activity, try mass reporting people selling bound fanfic on Etsy for violating fair use laws

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Imagine being immortal and being in the workforce for hundreds of years? A minimum wage job in customer service with rude customers FOREVER?

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Fic rec request:

Harry and Hermione vs the world

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Aaron looking at everyone over his bio-chem textbook like oh you got it easy

Now that i’m in college I can say with complete confidence that the most unrealistic part of AFTG is that Neil somehow managed to pass all of his classes while also dealing with Exy AND the Yakuza.

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Gives Harry Potter realizing he's under the imperious because he feels warm and happy and relaxed and safe and going wait this isn't how it is

I'm rereading TLT because I have horrible impulse control and i will never get over the stark contrast of the Lotus Casino scenes of both the movie and book

Because movie Percy's like:

Percy: *high on lotus flowers having the time of his life* This is amazing~

Poseidon: *godly whispera in his brain* Percy you're in trouble get out of there

Percy: Oh sh*t he's right! We gotta go

Meanwhile the absolute perfection book Percy goes:

Percy: *while playing games* Oh man I having a great time! I feel warm and happy and relaxed and safe and enjoying life! I have not felt this amazing in years!

Percy:.....

Percy: something's horribly wrong

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Why were there like 15 people in the Order of the Pheonix, and when 10 of those 15 people died, they were replaced with 10 or so very almost literal children? How in the hell did they win the war with those numbers?

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Harry Potter

chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

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Fic recs for when Harry goes to Dumbledore and is like no you asshole I'm not a horcrux I was bitten by a basilisk when I was 12