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"your love is like loneliness - angsty dialogue for a dying couple
a prompt list by @novelbear
"there's someone else, isn't there?"
"so what, that's it? you're just going to walk away?"
"whatever, do what you want."
"i can't believe i wasted five years of my life on you. on this."
"i don't need this."
"when was the last time we had a proper conversation?"
"everyone is noticing..."
"you always have something to say, don't you?"
"go! see if i care!"
"aren't you tired of fighting?"
"there's no helping this."
"don't you walk away from me!"
"you hang up and it's over."
"enough with the empty threats. you're bluffing."
"i hate the person you're turning me into."
"i never have these problems with anyone else." "then go talk to everyone else! why are you still here?"
"we're not happy. look at us."
"has it ever occurred to you that maybe we're just not meant for each other?"
"you wouldn't fight for us?" "what is there to fight for?"
"i don't understand why you always have a problem with me."
"oh go to hell."
"now you care?"
"no. i got it. i'll do it myself."
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sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
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death note: the musical valentines cards


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Happy St. Valentine’s to all the aros, aces, aroaces, demis, partnered or not. Happy St. Valentine’s, too, to all the platonic peeps, qprs, friendships, celibates, and singles!
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Today maybe Valentine’s Day for others. Today will always be the day when I came out as Pan +gender-fluid and my Catholic mom invertantly came out as Bi/trans while outing her mother, and my dad 😳
“Yeah, your grandma said she really didn’t want to get married. But it was expected and her close friend got married and she didn’t want to be alone “ highly sus mother.
“Yeah I always wanted to be a boy . I was always unhappy in girls clothes. I always closed my eyes when I showered. I never looked in the mirror so I could pretend I was a boy and dressed like one. I haven’t looked into a mirror in years because a part of me is still hoping to see a man staring back at me” Ahhh ….Mom?
“When my best friend got married, I felt my heart break. I didn’t need anyone else when I had her. Friendships are so deep like that” ah … Mom??
“Every girl falls in love with her childhood best friend” mama, you’re so close
“Yeah, your father wanted to date everyone and everything before marrying me. That’s just what being a teenager is” Ma? Mother? Prenatal-unit in Christ. That is not typical
Well now I can say not only was I born this way, it runs in a family.
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“February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February.”
— Lemony Snicket
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@lostbxys
Please, I haven’t gotten to this part of the show yet, but why is Spike looking at us like that? Hello? Girl in the red shirt seems to be the only one acknowledging the fact that Spikes even there 😂
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bisexuals and pansexuals really can't fucking win
#bzz bzz#''astarion can't be pansexual he's too fruity he's gotta be gay''#what the fuck do we have to /do/#pansexual#bi#biseuxal#pride#bi pride#pan pride
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Just woke up from a Baldur's Gate inspired dream where I was one of a bunch of people attending some kind of specialist school where the teacher was a dragon. And I got them to incinerate one of the abusive parents of the students.
Everybody liked that.
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*shakes Larian by the shoulders*
let Tav in the spawn ending tell Astarion: "you didn't need the powers because you already are powerful. we will protect one another just like we've been doing all this time"
#instead of that tone-deaf “you don't need the powers i will protect you" knight in shining armour bullshit#god#grinds my gears#we're not his babysitters#we're equals#astarion
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Has no one drawn a Wizard of Oz / BG3 mashup yet?
Scarecrow = Shadowheart: needs a brain (her memories)
Tin Woodman = Karlach: needs a heart
Cowardly Lion = Astarion: needs courage
Dorothy = Wyll: needs a way home
Toto = Haslin: furry dude just along for the ride
I have zero artistic talent, so I won't be drawing this myself. Please feel free to steal the idea and run with it.
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“Divine move. You think you have any moves at all? You can kill the Oni. But me? Me?”
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Durge is not included to not sway the results
I'm asking from a player perspective, not as companions (=you finished BG3 playing as Astarion for example)
Please reblog so I get more votes in!
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You know what time it is...
It' fucking

Circulatory System Thursday
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