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Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would Oscar do that?' and if he would, I do not do that thing. -Susie

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Lucy: Let’s slow dance.

Oscar: Okay.

Oscar: *does the Macarena at 1/4 speed*

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Hedgehog: My mom used to make a heavenly cave-aged cheese soufflé...

Oscar: Yeah...I miss my mom's sandwiches. She used bread!

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Hedgehog: Hey, I love you.

Max: Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce.

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Oscar: I'm in my mom's car. Broom broom.

Sue: Get out of me car.

Oscar: Aww :( .

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Bonus

Oscar: *speaking into a walkie-talkie* This is Eagle 1, Been There Done That is leaving the stage.

Oscar: *as Alice walks on stage* I'd Be Lying If I Say I Haven't Thought About It is in position.

Oscar: From now on we will be using codenames, you can address me as Eagle 1.

Oscar: Hedgehog codename - Been There Done That.

Hedghog: *visible confusion*

Oscar: Lucy is - Currently Doing That.

Lucy: *high-fives Oscar*

Oscar: Alexa is - It Happened Once In A Dream.

Alexa: *winks towards Oscar*

Oscar: Max codename - If I Had To Pick A Dude.

Max: *is flattered*

Oscar: Susie is - Eagle 2

Susie: Oh thank god.

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Oscar: From now on we will be using codenames, you can address me as Eagle 1.

Oscar: Hedgehog codename - Been There Done That.

Hedghog: *visible confusion*

Oscar: Lucy is - Currently Doing That.

Lucy: *high-fives Oscar*

Oscar: Alexa is - It Happened Once In A Dream.

Alexa: *winks towards Oscar*

Oscar: Max codename - If I Had To Pick A Dude.

Max: *is flattered*

Oscar: Susie is - Eagle 2

Susie: Oh thank god.

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Hedgehog: Oscar has a very strange patchwork of knowledge.

Hedgehog: It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about ANY given topic. Watch.

Hedgehog: Hey Oscar, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Oscar: Guzton Borglum, and then his son finished it. Why?

Hedgehog: What state is it in?

Oscar: I don't know. Ecuador or something.

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Pepper: Do you ever wanna take a nap, but the nap doesn't wanna take you?

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Max: What time is it?

Oliver: I don't know. Pass me that saxophone and I'll find out.

Oliver: *blows saxophone loudly*

Susie: *yelling from her cabin* WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THAT SAXOPHONE AT 2 IN THE MORNING?!

Oliver: It's 2 am.

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Susie: If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly, I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers.

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Max: I pretend I'm all edgy, but in reality, I go to bed at 7:30.

Lucy: No offense, but nobody thought you were edgy in the first place.

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Betsy: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That's why I do yoga daily.

Susie: *laying face down on the floor*

Betsy: You can't just do the "corpse" pose for an hour, Susie.

Susie: Watch me.

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Susie: You piss me off so much.

Hedgehog: I literally just said hello.

Susie: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

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Susie: I'm in a crabby mood, so everybody just leave me alone!

Susie: ...

Susie: *sigh* Nobody recognizes my hints to smother me with affection.

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Max: REAL GAMERS SAY F*CK!

Oscar: I have never said f*ck in my entire life.

Max: You just did.

Oscar: ....

Oscar: F*CK-

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Find out your baby name: take your first name and your last name and that's your baby name because you're a BABY

-Susie