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Hongjoong, watching the news: Some idiot tried fighting a squid at the aquarium.

San, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick

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Mingi: Hey, I accidentally drank Jonghis’s coffee... How much time do you think I have left to live?

Yeosang: 10

Mingi: 10 what?

Yeosang: 9...

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Jongho:!Mingi, look at this crab I found-

Mingi: Get that fucking beach spider away from my tiddies

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Yunho: I thought you said you were interesting.

Mingi, lying down: No, I said I was into resting

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Seonghwa, holding a gun to Wooyoungs: I’m gonna take you out...

Wooyoung: Great, it’s a date!

Seonghwa, blushing: No! It was a threat!

Wooyoung, already leaving: See you at six

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Mingi: My kink is when people actually care about me and my feelings and what I have to say.

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Wooyoung: Bangchan will always be my dad!

Hongjoong: *leaves*

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Hongjoong: Have a nice day!

San: Don’t tell me what to do

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San: I wrote 100 pages of a romance story

Yeosang: But it only says “I love Wooyoung”?

San: Exactly

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Mingi: Babe can you pass the salt?

Jongho and Yunho: *both reaching for the salt*

Yeosang: Oh no...

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Yeosang: Hongjoong hyung, truth or dare?

Hongjoong: Truth

Yeosang: Are you a big or little spoon?

Hongjoong: I’m a knife

Yeosang:

Hongjoong:

Seonghwa: He’s a little spoon.

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Mingi: I have an idea!

San: No murder

Mingi: I no longer have an idea

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Seonghwa: Three words. Say them and I’m yours

Hongjoong: Three words

Seonghwa:

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Medic: You’re losing a lot of blood! Quick what’s your blood type?

Mingi: Oh uh, Tall, Aries, puppy look alike, also a bear-

Medic: No i mean blood type.

Mingi: Oh

Mingi: *Squints at wound*

Mingi: Red

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Seonghwa: I made tea.

San: I don’t want tea.

Seonghwa: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.

San: Then why are you telling me?

Seonghwa: It’s a conversation starter.

San: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Seonghwa: Oh is it? We’re conversing right now. Checkmate.

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Yunho: HYDRATE OR DIE STRAIGHT

Wooyoung, grabbing a water bottle: Well, I definitely can’t do that.

Yunho: Atta boy

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Seonghwa: You give me butterflies

Wooyoung: I don’t remember giving you any butterflies?

Seonghwa: I mean.. I have butterflies in my stomach..

Wooyoung: you ATE them??