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DK: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Mingu: You would eat yourself? DK: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Hoshi, on Jisoo's phone: It's Hoshi. S.coups: What did he do. Hoshi: I'm Hoshi. S.coups: Oh, what did you do?

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[escape room]

Jun: you know in Scooby doo, secret doorways and tunnels are always behind shelves and stuff.

The8: could we not base our real life decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?

Jun: ruh-roh.

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Vernon: Can I have 40 bucks for a school book?

Jeonghan: What book?

Vernon: ….

Jeonghan: Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?

S.coups: I’d be more worried that he couldn’t come up with a single book title.

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Boo: What makes you think I’m flirting with you?

Vernon: Why are you naked on my bed?

Boo: Don’t change the subject.

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S.Coups: This year, there will be no running around the house, naked, and singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas. I’m looking at you.

Vernon: I only do it because people have come to expect it.

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S.Coups: What are you looking at?

Woozi, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which holiday candle scent he is: Porn.

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Junhui, attempting to flirt: You come here often?

Minghao: This is my room?

Junhui:

Minghao: You're my roommate?

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Vernon: Seungkwan says I'm "cute AF." Which I assume stands for "and fun!"

Jeonghan: Aw. It doesn't.

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S.Coups: Why the hell do you have a fake ID?

Dino: *mumbles quietly*

S.Coups: What was that?

Dino: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at Petco.

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Woozi: Soonyoung, it’s good to be confident, but not when you’re wrong about everything all the time.

Hoshi: You take that back.

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Mingyu: Should I stay out of it?

Wonwoo: Yes.

Mingyu: Will I stay out of it?

Wonwoo: No.

Mingyu: You know me so well.

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Jeonghan: yeah, we’re best friends, but i’d fuck you if you asked

Jisoo: what?

Jeonghan: what?

Woozi, without looking up from his phone: he said he’d fuck you if you asked

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Dino:Do you take constructive criticism?

Hoshi: Not without crying.

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Seungkwan: I just want someone to look at me and just think “she’s worth everything”.

Woozi: You're a guy?

Seungkwan: And?

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S.Coups:for self-defence reasons, let’s pretend i’m a burglar

the rest of Seventeen: ok

S.Coups, acting: hands up! give me all your money or i’ll kill you!

Chan: bold of you to assume i have money

Woozi: bold of you to assume i want to live

S.Coups: guys

S.Coups: guys what the fuck

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Dino: I’m gonna say the s word.

Dino: Shit.

Jeonghan: WHAT THE FUUUCK DONT SAY THAT!

S.Coups: STOP FUCKING SWEARING!