#inncorrect kpop quotes

[love-zara-skz]

[mydayy]

Jisung: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

(Y/n): What's that?

Jisung: Remorse code.

(Y/n): I'm even angrier now!

[dazedgyu]

niki: where’s heeseung-hyung?

jungwon: oh, he went to the grocery store

niki: great, now i can bite everyone

jungwon: why???

niki, grabbing jungwon’s arm: he’s 85% of my impulse control

[moonsiechild]

Jungkook: I present to you...

Jungkook, pointing at Seokjin: Big Seok!

Jungkook, pointing at Hoseok: Little Seok!

2Seok: What?

[foolsunhyuck]

Jeno: I’m willing to do a lot of things,

Jeno: But admitting to Doyoung hyung that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.

[livvi-ah]

Stray Kids As Things My Friends Have Said pt.1

Hyunjin: Me and Han have a combined iq of a chicken nugget.

Seungmin: Wouldn't it be Han and I?

Hyunjin: No me and Han! Not you and Han! Aren't you paying attention?

Seungmin: That's not what I- you know what never mind.

[strawberrycream80]

Jisung: fuck

Taeyong: *gasp* wHO TEACHed hIm tHAT?!!!

Lucas: *panics in Chinese *

[yxnkigi]

wooyoung : are you taken ?

seonghwa : *looks at hongjoong* yes

hongjoong : :D

seonghwa : for granted

hongjoong : :(

wooyoung :

[skzqu0tes]

Seungmin: hyunjin, we tried things your way.

Hyunjin: No, we didn't.

Seungmin: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[incorrect-17-quotes]

Vernon: Can I have 40 bucks for a school book?

Jeonghan: What book?

Vernon: ….

Jeonghan: Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?

S.coups: I’d be more worried that he couldn’t come up with a single book title.

[craviteezily]

Woobin sighs

Minhee walking in with a shot gun: “who did it”

[lovemxnot]

Stray kids as things I’ve said/done pt.7

*microwave beeping*

Hyunjin: *poses to each beep*

[starcherryberry]

Jungkook: okay the tree is up, where's the star

Jimin: it's on the couch

Jungkook: there's nothing else on the couch except taehyung

Jimin: exactly

Jungkook: (●__●)

[yooniemints]

Namjoon: Do not fear death. Fear the state in which you will die.

Hoseok, in a horrified whisper: Texas.

[creedtheconquer]

ATEEZ as things my friends have said

Seonghwa-"Grilled cheese then hit the streets."

Hongjoong-"What I want for breakfast right now is sleep."

Yunho-"Do you know how hard it is to throw it back in a car with no ass?"

Yeosang-"I throw fucking lightsabers around like chicken nuggets at a fat man."

San-*eats peppermint patty and sexually whispers* "Oh yeah."

Mingi-"The stabby stabby of the handy dandy pockie wokey is tricky."

Wooyoung-"I mean cis guys are cool but can you throw your dick at someone? Didn't think so."

Jongho-*reads 'the best project you'll ever work on is you' * "Well it looks like I'm getting a fucking F."

[foolsunhyuck]

Mark: What’s the cruelest thing that’s ever been said to you?

Chenle: Renjun once told me I should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen I waste