#source: thor

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Regulus: Listen, we should talk. Sirius: I disagree. Open communication was never our family's forte.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Listen, we should talk.

Tobias: I disagree. Open communication was never our family's forte.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Omega: One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.

Hunter: You've already made me proud.

[firestorm-fox]

Eclipse: Why didn’t you call me? Shadow: You don’t have a phone. Eclipse: No, I don’t have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email. Shadow: Yeah. Do you have a computer? Eclipse: No. What for?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: I have everything under control.

Peter: Is that why everything is on fire?

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Jack Frost: One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.

North: You've already made me proud.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I have everything under control. Noah: Is that why everything is on fire?

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Tea: I have everything under control.

Polaire: Is that why everything is on fire?

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: I accidentally ate Thor's poptarts… How long do you think I have to live?

Natasha: Ten

Y/N: Ten what?

Natasha: Nine

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.

Thor: I’d be more comforted if you didn’t put ‘feelings’ in air quotes.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Rand: When do you usually go to sleep?

Moiraine: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the Wheel.

[tattycoram]

Fives: *being arrested* Echo: I've never met this man in my life, officer Fives: He's my brother Echo: Adopted Fox:

[the-black-bulls]

Lucius: Asta, son of Licita.

Asta: Lucius, son of a bitch.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Wrecker: At least make it a challenge for me!

[More droids enter the fray and put up a harder fight]

Wrecker: That's more like it!

[firestorm-fox]

Cinder: I have everything under control. Mirage: Is that why everything is on fire?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: Thor, haven’t you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?

Thor: You cannot.

Loki: Say “fort”.

Thor: Fort?

Loki: Now say it three times.

Thor: Fort, fort, fort.

Loki: Spell it twice.

Thor: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

Loki: Say it two more times.

Thor: Fort, fort.

Loki: Now what do you eat soup with?

Thor: Ha ha! FORK! Ha!

Loki: Really? Because I eat my soup with a spoon.

[Loki leaves]

Bruce: See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall—

Thor: I KNOW!!