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"Oh! Mokuba! Yeah, I've been ok." Leon said, trying to pretend he didn't notice Mokuba first.

"Say, why are you here? Is there a tournament going on I didn't know about?"

Leon held his mocha macchiato in both his hands as if he was afraid he was going to spill it.

It's Mokuba! It's been years since Leon has seen him. He almost choked on his coffee, but he decided to play it cool.

He leaned back in his chair. He looked at the abstract painting on the wall like it was the most interesting thing in the world.

(Choosing "act cool" from the Mokuba appears meme)

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“Hey! I know you! Leon, right?”

He walked up to him in the coffee shop.

“I think it’s been a couple of years. How’ve you been?” Mokie smiled.

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Darwin: The best part of the Oreo are the black cookie parts and not the frosting. Get over it.

Calvin: Light without darkness is blinding, and darkness without light is an abyss. One can't exist without the other

Gumball: Yo Socrates it's a cookie

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Naruto, to Zami: Should I get a step stool so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?

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Landlord: The lease is clear: no pets allowed.

Zami: *picture of wolf Link*

Landlord: I will make an exception because he looks very polite

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Mayday: I swing both ways.

Violently. With a bat. Come get some fuckers

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Shoji: Get away from me.

Luigi: I'm trying to let go of my arm

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(They're playing a game)

Gumball: A tie?? That's just like kissing your brother!

Hiro: *hangs his head* my brother's dead.

Zami: Mine too...

Zim: I had a brother once, he got sucked into a black hole.

*silence*

Gumball: Awkward...

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Luigi: Not that I've been staring uncomfortably at your rock hard abs or anything but...

Arthur: Is there a point to this?

Luigi: How do you keep off the weight?

Maxis: Just a lot of running and screaming. Having to haul the occasional thundergun around helps too.

Frieza: Hmmm, outside of my training I suppose I do a lot of isometrics. Squeezing necks until heads pop off, that kind of thing.

Luigi: Well I do most of that and I'm still built like an overfed potbelly.

Zim's computer: It could be your diet. My scans indicate that your bloodstream consists of preservatives, cholesterol, and an indestructible substance known as "power stars"

Luigi: Wait, that stuff is bad for you?

Computer: Yes, though at this point the modified contents of your universes power ups are the only thing keeping you alive. It's a catch-22; I love those.