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Matt: Come on, Reyna! Dual-blood children? Using excessive magic in public? Demons and possession? ... Oh and apparently MURDER?!

Reyna: I maintain that this chick was long dead and the demon was just animating her body.

Matt: OH GOODY! THAT'S MUCH BETTER! THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP!

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Baldwin: I might be a dumb blond with low self-esteem and a dysfunctional family.

Fen: But....?

Baldwin: That’s it.

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Reyna: I am also doing very well. I'm in love. Yes, I tricked one. He's like "you're not like other girls!". I'm like, hmmm, not yet...!

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Fen: You’re annoying.

Matt: Then stop holding my hand.

Fen: No!

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Owen: [Throwing rocks at Laurie's window]

Laurie: You have a phone for a reason.

[Loud thud]

Laurie: Did you just throw your phone at my window!?

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Astrid: [Traps a wasp under a cup]

Astrid: [Puts two more cups down]

Matt: Please, no-

Astrid: [Starts shuffling the cups]

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Ray: Good news, I may have a solution to my heating problem. Bad news, it involves me digging up the radioisotope thermoelectric generator. Now, if I remember my training correctly, one of the lessons was titled: "Don't dig up the big box of plutonium, Ray." But, as long as I don't break it... [trails off, then starts laughing] I almost just said "Everything will be fine," out loud. Look, the point is, I won't be cold anymore.

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Fen: My doctor said that if I can't relate positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Fen: ... I'm going to die.

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Matt: Why is there so much trash in your room?

Fen: I feel at home surrounded by what I am.

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Matt: What are you doing here!

Baldwin: I'm working! I'm Baldwin and I work in a shop now! Look they gave me a little tag with my name on it in case I forget! Very thoughtful as that does happen sometimes...

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Fen: Miss you first.

Laurie: Miss you most.

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Baldwin: I've got to make a lot more water. The good thing is, I know the recipe: You take hydrogen, you add oxygen, and you burn. Now, I have hundreds of liters of unused hydrazine. If I run the hydrazine over an iridium catalyst, it'll separate into N2 and H2. And then if I just direct the hydrogen into a small area and burn it. Luckily, in the history of humanity, nothing bad has ever happened from lighting hydrogen on fire.

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Baldwin: [To Hel] Thrilled to be here. Love you. Love everything about you. Thinking about being you for Halloween.

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Fen: Aw Hell!

Hel: Nope. You have to keep digging if that's where you want to end up.

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Laurie: Oh, Reyna, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything.

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Matt: Fen, shut up. I can't hear myself not talking to Reyna.

Reyna: Fen, can you tell me why Matt is mad at me?

Matt: Fen, can you tell Reyna--

Fen: Reyna, he's mad at you because you said 'awesomesauce' instead of 'I love you too.' Matt, she loves you. Stop being a child.

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Reyna: Men. Can't live without them, you can't hit them with an axe.