incorrect-brawlhalla
incorrect-brawlhalla
overheard from the grand tournament
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what it says on the tin, brawlhalla quotes!!! queue heavy, erratic posting, shoot an ask for more of a specific character! main is @natto-axolotl
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 3 years ago
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Cross: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 3 years ago
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Vraxx, pre-death: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Cassidy: Lin Fei, we're hungry!
Kaya: Lin Fei! What's for dinner?
Asuri: We're hungry, Lin Fei!
Lin Fei, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Sentinel: Vector has never seen Star Wars? Isaiah, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Isaiah! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Nix: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Vraxx: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Thatch: *chugs entire bottle*
Thatch: It’s perfume.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Brynn: *talking about Val’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!
Barraza, shocked: Did someone else die?
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Brynn: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Lucien: Stop romanticizing the past.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Hattori: Koji and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Koji: Sentences.
Hattori: Don't interrupt me.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Orion: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Artemis: What's that?
Orion: Remorse code.
Artemis: I'm even angrier now.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Cassidy, with Hattori and Queen Nai behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Cassidy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Cassidy: BODVAR FUCKING FELL OFF!
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Mordex: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Yumiko: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Mako: A realist sees a freight train.
Asuri: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Artemis: So what do you do?
Val: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Artemis: Wow, impressive.
Val: Then I'll move on to Leos.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Scarlet: It’s dark in here
Vector: Don’t worry dude I got this
Vector: *Stomps his feet*
Vector: *Skechers light up*
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Vraxx: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Vraxx: i became more evil if you’re curious
Sentinel: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Vraxx: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Ada: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Val: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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incorrect-brawlhalla · 4 years ago
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Ember: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Dusk: What? No good morning?
Ember: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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