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Cross: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
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Vraxx, pre-death: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
#submission#lord vraxx brawlhalla#lord vraxx#incorrect quotes#brawlhalla#source: tumblr#HI im back#lifes been hectic and school didnt help#but spring break started and i dont have an awful lot to do#and i also have gotten. more deep into this game HAHA OOPS so#expect a bit more activity!!! for like the 6 people on tumblr into brawlhalla MWALKFJAKLF
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Cassidy: Lin Fei, we're hungry!
Kaya: Lin Fei! What's for dinner?
Asuri: We're hungry, Lin Fei!
Lin Fei, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#cassidy#cassidy brawlhalla#kaya#kaya brawlhalla#asuri#asuri brawlhalla#lin fei#lin fei brawlhalla#source: ???#i hc lin fei to be a kickass cook but this was too funny not to pass up
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Sentinel: Vector has never seen Star Wars? Isaiah, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Isaiah! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#sentinel#sentinel brawlhalla#vector#vector brawlhalla#isaiah#isaiah brawlhalla#source: how i met your mother
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Nix: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
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Vraxx: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Thatch: *chugs entire bottle*
Thatch: It’s perfume.
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#lord vraxx#lord vraxx brawlhalla#thatch#thatch brawlhalla#source: john mulaney
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Brynn: *talking about Val’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!
Barraza, shocked: Did someone else die?
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#brynn#brynn brawlhalla#val#val brawlhalla#barraza#barraza brawlhalla#source: the it show#it's funny cause they're all dead get it
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Brynn: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Lucien: Stop romanticizing the past.
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#brynn#brynn brawlhalla#lucien#lucien brawlhalla#source: derry girls#bmg gives me so little to work with. my hcs will slip through more often than not
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Hattori: Koji and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Koji: Sentences.
Hattori: Don't interrupt me.
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Orion: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Artemis: What's that?
Orion: Remorse code.
Artemis: I'm even angrier now.
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#orion#orion brawlhalla#artemis#artemis brawlhalla#source: ???#ty for the support in the form of likes!!!#schools been killing me so slight inactivity but here
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Cassidy, with Hattori and Queen Nai behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Cassidy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Cassidy: BODVAR FUCKING FELL OFF!
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#cassidy#cassidy brawlhalla#hattori#hattori brawlhalla#queen nai#queen nai brawlhalla#bodvar#bodvar brawlhalla#i feel like theres a legend who does have a motorcycle#but also cassidy deserves one#source: twitter
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Mordex: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Yumiko: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Mako: A realist sees a freight train.
Asuri: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#mordex#mordex brawlhalla#yumiko#yumiko brawlhalla#mako#mako brawlhalla#asuri#asuri brawlhalla#source: ???#calling this group the furry gang#also srry if it's ooc at times bmg gives me little to work with
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Artemis: So what do you do?
Val: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Artemis: Wow, impressive.
Val: Then I'll move on to Leos.
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#artemis#artemis brawlhalla#val#val brawlhalla#source: ???#cancer ment#just to be safe
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Scarlet: It’s dark in here
Vector: Don’t worry dude I got this
Vector: *Stomps his feet*
Vector: *Skechers light up*
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#scarlet#scarlet brawlhalla#vector#vector brawlhalla#only like 7 legends know of light up sneakers. wild#source: tumblr
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Vraxx: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Vraxx: i became more evil if you’re curious
Sentinel: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Vraxx: i’m going to get worse on purpose
#brawlhalla#incorrect quotes#lord vraxx#lord vraxx brawlhalla#sentinel#sentinel brawlhalla#source: tumblr
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Ada: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Val: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Ember: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Dusk: What? No good morning?
Ember: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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