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Riveria: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know. Ais: Gods, that's depressing. Riveria: No, it's not. Ais: I'm responsible for my own happiness? Riveria, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.

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Tiona: I always saw Finn as like a kind of funny little man. Bete: He's a fucking 42-year-old man, dumbass.

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Lili: I've never been so humiliated! Bell: Me neither, and that's a really high bar.

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Vil: I think the word you're searching for is 'Father'. Welf: The word I'm searching for I can't say, because Bell is present.

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Bell: I'm just saying that the plan was genuinely dumb, as many of our plans are, I now realize. Lili: What about your whole speech about "I have the grace of a falcon, and I'll be in and out like a whisper"? Welf: Dude, you stood up on a chair and said that speech for everyone. Bell: It was a good speech. It was very persuasive, but I regret it now.

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Daphne: Well, that's wild. And I'm sorry- I feel like I'm just going to keep saying sorry to you. Lili: Whenever I honestly report facts of my life, people get emotional.

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Riveria: How do you feel about children? Bete: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it Riveria: Why would you throw a rock at a child? Bete: I just said I wouldn’t!

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Loki: You’re a good person, Bete. Bete: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m not. And I don’t plan on becoming one anytime soon

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Making fun of people is always fun! It's in the name!

Bete

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Bell: Be nice! Lili: I’m always nice. Welf: Really nice, not bitchy nice. Lili: You’re tying my hands, but fine.

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Tione: SAY YOU'RE SORRY! Raul: I'm sorry! Tione: And what are you sorry for?! Raul, sobbing: For saying you're aggressive!

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Ryuu: You don’t know anything about me! Alise: Yes I do. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

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Horn: Look, you're obviously upset about Bell. Freya: I'm not upset. Horn: We found you by the water throwing rocks at couples. Freya: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!

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Ottar: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Hedin: No. Absolutely not. Hogni: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Alfrigg: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Heith: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Allen: I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could've changed the outcome.

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Bell: Hey, guess what? Eina: With the way you live, I’ve got no fucking idea.

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Freya: You can't force people to love you. Freya: But you can lock someone up and wait for the Stockholm Syndrome to kick in.

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Hedin: Alright, usual formation! Bell: What's the usual formation? Heith: Varies. Bell: How can the usual formation vary?!