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Daphne: Well, that's wild. And I'm sorry- I feel like I'm just going to keep saying sorry to you. Lili: Whenever I honestly report facts of my life, people get emotional.
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Riveria: How do you feel about children? Bete: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it Riveria: Why would you throw a rock at a child? Bete: I just said I wouldn’t!
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Loki: You’re a good person, Bete. Bete: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m not. And I don’t plan on becoming one anytime soon
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Making fun of people is always fun! It's in the name!
Bete
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Bell: Be nice! Lili: I’m always nice. Welf: Really nice, not bitchy nice. Lili: You’re tying my hands, but fine.
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Tione: SAY YOU'RE SORRY! Raul: I'm sorry! Tione: And what are you sorry for?! Raul, sobbing: For saying you're aggressive!
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Ryuu: You don’t know anything about me! Alise: Yes I do. You are an open book written for very dumb children.
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Horn: Look, you're obviously upset about Bell. Freya: I'm not upset. Horn: We found you by the water throwing rocks at couples. Freya: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!
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Ottar: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Hedin: No. Absolutely not. Hogni: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Alfrigg: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Heith: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Allen: I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could've changed the outcome.
#incorrect danmachi quotes#danmachi#ottar#hedin selland#hogni ragnar#alfrigg gulliver#heith velvet#allen fromel#source: tiktok
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Bell: Hey, guess what? Eina: With the way you live, I’ve got no fucking idea.
#incorrect danmachi quotes#danmachi#bell cranel#eina tulle#source: ???#could be anything from talking monsters to seeing a nice shirt on sale when it comes to Bell
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Freya: You can't force people to love you. Freya: But you can lock someone up and wait for the Stockholm Syndrome to kick in.
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Hedin: Alright, usual formation! Bell: What's the usual formation? Heith: Varies. Bell: How can the usual formation vary?!
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Lefiya: I am calm... I am relaxed... I am a happy tree... Bell: Lefiya: You are making it very HARD TO BE A HAPPY TREE!
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Bell: I have an idea. Lili: ...a good one? Bell: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Note to self: nitroglycerin is NOT a valid substitute for vanilla extract.
Syr
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"No one wants to hear about your dream," ok, this is how you miss out on prophecies.
Cassandra
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Loki: Get me a vodka rocks. Finn: Loki, it's breakfast. Loki: And a piece of toast.
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