#source: big bang theory

[waterfire1848]

@umbrum77 ‘s idea

Toph: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Battleship or Katara. I give you real things I’ve heard Azula say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her battleship or her girlfriend.

Katara:

Azula: I don’t think I like this game.

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: *pointing to Alastor* look at that face! How can anyone spend all day alone with that face and not fall in love?

Lucifer: well for starters, at some point the face starts talking.

[autiezo]

JEAN V. - I’ve got a new game. It’s called Coupris Kineema or Shitkid. I give you real things I’ve heard Kitsuragi say, and you have to tell me if he was talking to his car or his boyfriend.

KIM K. - Don't.

HARRY D.B. - Both, the answer is always both. And I'm honoured.

KIM - ... khm.

HARRY - I won your lame game, Jean

JEAN - .

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

[7ndipity]

Yoongi: you're giving me a sticker?

Y/n: not just any sticker. It's a sticker with a cat saying "me-wow!"

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: I'm not a preschooler

Y/n: alright fine, I'll take it back-

Yoongi: no, I earned this, fuck off!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Pietro: You kissed Wanda!?!

Y/N: I didn't know what else to do! She had those big sad eyes!

Natasha: Well, sure, you had no choice.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Everyone looks at Donnie who is busy trying to solve a rubix cube]

April: Doesn't he know how to solve those?

Mikey: Normally yes, but I switched the stickers around. I don't even think it's possible to-

Donnie: Solved it!

Mikey: What?! No you didn't!

Donnie: Not the cube, but the puzzle of why I couldn't solve the cube. You switched stickers two, nine, thirty two, and fifty one.

Casey: Really? That thing has numbers?

Donnie: Anything has a number if you assign it a number, Friend Number 4.

Casey: ...

Raph: Top five, not bad.

[fabuloustrash05]

[If Branch’s brothers were around for the first movie]

Floyd, looking at Poppy’s party invitation: Who’s Poppy?

John Dory: Branch’s girlfriend.

Bruce: Branch has a girlfriend?!

Branch: She’s not my girlfriend.

Clay: How long has this been going on?!

John Dory: A couple of months I think.

Branch: She’s NOT my girlfriend!

Floyd: So let’s get this straight…

Clay: For the past few months since we’ve returned home we’ve been asking Branch “what’s new”.

Bruce: And he never thought to tell us that he has a girlfriend?!

Branch: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!

[aficionadoenthusiast]

*pandora and evan talking* *pandora phone buzzes* pandora: oh, it's regulus pandora: he's upset with james and sirius pandora: *buzz* and barty pandora: *buzz* and dumbledore pandora: *buzz* and you

[harringroveera]

You didn’t even listen to him Stevie!

[waterfire1848]

I just found your account from a hazbin inccorect quote.. But I really wanna know what happens with the whole Spear or Charlie thing, what has Angel heard-

Hello, anon!

I don’t actually have that any ideas😂, but here are some random ideas off the top of my head.

"You did amazing in battle, baby."

"I wish I could be with you all the time.”

“How can something be so deadly yet so perfect at the same time?”

Also,

Angel: Last one “I’ve never seen a job done so perfectly, baby.”

Husk: I want to say…the spear?

Angel: That’s correct!

Vaggie, who just walked in the door: Come on!

Angel: That was the last one I swear!

Vaggie: Thank you. You guys are hurting her feelings.

Alastor:…Charlie’s feelings?

Vaggie: Yes. Charlie’s feelings.

[ Everyone cheers for Alastor getting the answer right. ]

[zootopiathingz]

Angel, about Husk: what I wouldn’t give to get him out of those pants..

Angel: and into something more stylish.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jayce: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Rifle or Vi. I give you real things I’ve heard Caitlyn say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her rifle or her girlfriend.

Vi:

Caitlyn: I don’t think I like this game.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: Sirius! What did you do to James?

Sirius: I cut his hair and gave him a new look! It’s cute, huh?

Regulus: Yeah, it’s cute. That’s the problem. I don’t need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick

James: He’s right. I’m too hot, Pads

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: You're not helping! Stiles: I didn't come here to help, I came here to mock.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: How do you feel about children?

Yelena: They’re okay, I guess. I mean if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Clint: Why would you throw a rock at a child??

Yelena: I just said I wouldn’t??