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Pomni: Ragatha, does Caine love us?

Ragatha: That's a good question, Pomni. Caine is all-loving and all-powerful. He would never do something if he didn't believe it would help us.

Caine: Add Butterfinger to the Circus.

*A giant Butterfinger bar crashes into the tent as Pomni and Ragatha look horrified*

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After the Spudsy's Adventure

Zooble: Gangle, I have a surprise for you. At the end of the adventure, Caine said you could keep the manager position.

Gangle: *gasps* Yay! *leaps into the air*

*fanfare plays on what looks like a freeze-frame of Gangle in the air, smiling*

Pomni: Gangle, how are you doing that?

Gangle: *now scared* Uh..... I don't know Pomni..... I'm scared.

Pomni: Well, come down.

Gangle: I-I can't! Get help! Call somebody!

Pomni: W-well, who should I call?

Gangle: I d-don't know! Uh, a policeman, a firefighter...... Caine! Call Caine!

Pomni: O-okay! Everyone else stay here! I'll go get Caine!

*Pomni leaves*

Gangle: .......am I gonna abstract?

(source: Family Guy)

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How are you?

I'm doing good

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Caine: The Gloink Queen is not invincible. There is one person who might be able to destroy her.

Pomni: Of course! That NPC who sang the anthem during the lightning round!

Caine: His name… is Disappearing Guy.

Pomni: —That’s his name?

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Jax: Raise your hand for my honest opinion on you.

Jax: Gangle I think you're a crybaby

Gangle: I DIDNT EVEN RAISE MY HAND

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Pomni, doing one half of a duet: It's me or the PS5. Tell me which of us is more your type. Seems like you can't decide. So if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over

Jax, doing the other half of the duet: IT'S ME BOY THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME BOY LEAVE THE GIRL WE DON'T NEED HER COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAMES WE'LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES IN SPACE DOO-DOO-DA-DOO YEEEAH YOU NEED ME BOY YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSIO-

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Manager Gangle: We're currently understaffed for the night!

Jax: Wow that's crazy. Good luck though

Manager Gangle: We could really use some extra help!

Jax: Yeah I bet

Jax: Good luck Ribbons

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Caine: It's always "why did you get in the river" and "your soaking wet" and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

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Jax: I'm ok with demonic possession, but I draw the line at corn!

Zooble: You're ok with demonic possession?

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Jax: I think we can be evil, as a treat

Ragatha: ...we?

Jax: we :)

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Ragatha: Hey, what's up?

Pomni: I just watched Kinger pour 4 pounds of sugar into the washing machine and tell me he was making cotton candy

Jax: Did it work?

Pomni: NO

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Kinger: What's it called when you're so disconnected from everything that cold water doesn't feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore?

Pomni: ...depersonalization?

Jax: Locking in!

Zooble: Thursday

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Evil Jax, trying to make the other Evil Big Tops nicer: Ok, so what do you do if someone offers you drugs?

Evil Pomni: Take them, dumb#&@!

Dictatorer: PUNCH THEM IN THE NECK!

Bazooble: Say thank you!

Evil Orbsman: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Evil Jax: No

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Caine: :(

Ragatha: are you ok? what's wrong? what happened?

Caine: :(((

Caine: Promise you wont be mad :(

Gangle: HE JUST HIT ME WITH A TRUCK

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Jax: Hey, I heard that people are shipping you with Caine on the internet

Kinger: TO WHERE

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Bazooble: apparently yelling "kyaa.. an indirect kiss ^3^" in an anime girl voice will actually not spice up the blunt rotation and is in fact much more likely to get you thrown out

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Evil Pomni: does my little jesters hat #*(@ you off? does it make you want to hurt me?