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Marcille: Why? Why, Falin?

Falin: Why am I in a party with Laois?

Marcille: Is it a pity thing? Is he sick? Are you working for the Russians? Damnit, he’s holding you against your will, isn’t he? If he’s holding you against your will, blink twice.

Falin: [Gives Marcille a blank stare]

Marcille: Come on, blink twice!!!

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Kabru: I don't want to hurt their feelings

Laois: Hurt their feel- you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings, Kabru?

Kabru: Yeah. Don't you?

Laois: No! How do you get anything done?

Kabru: It's hard!

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*lost on an island level dungeon floor*

Laois: We ar-

Chilchuck: If you say that we’re going in circles one more time, I’ll hit you. Of course you’ve seen this before, it’s the fucking ocean.

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There’s something terrifying over the realisation that I can mold myself over and over again and yet still be so undeserving of the radiance of the setting sun. 

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Marcille, after reviving Falin: Does anyone have any questions?

Chilchuck: Is this legal?

Marcille: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Kabru: I never considered you an enemy.

Laois: I never considered you at all.

Kabru: Now that’s just hurtful. 

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Winged Lion: Pick your poison

Laois: Technically, anything can be poisonous if it's in large enough quantities. I choose water.

Winged Lion:

Winged Lion: Arsenic it is then.

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Senshi: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.  

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Marcille: Hey guys, what’s the worst pet to have?

Laois: A cat.

Izutsumi: A dog. 

Chilchuck: A child.

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Kabru: What's your motto?

Mithrun: The best success is massive revenge.

Kabru: Don't you mean "the best revenge is massive success"?

Mithrun: No.

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Rin: Kabru, be charming, but not too charming.

Kabru: That's like asking Superman to not be too super

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Chilchuck: Listen, kid-

Izutsumi: Please, call me Izutsumi.

Chilchuck: I’d rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

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I feel the crack in my canines as I bite in.

No blood drawn. Just the sounds of your joints

Giving out as I gulp down your index finger.

No guilt and no regrets as I gnash on your remains

Breaking yesterday’s vows of veganism.

If I cannot own you as my own and

If life on earth is as fleeting as they say

I’ll grant this depravity to fuel 

My voracious deep-seated gluttony:

The innate genetic need to sustain this lineage-

A feeling more primal than all others

So let me lick your skin off of your bones.

Let me trail my tongue over your tendons.

Consent to your descent deep into the walls of my intestines.

Permit my purgatory stomach to digest you for as long as my body will allow.

Before I regurgitate you back into liberation

In the shape of pretty poetry and prose 

Built on pitiful meter and rhyme.

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If your strands of hair are like the blades of grass that tickle us from under our clothes, I hope you let me be the gentle embrace brought about by the morning dew.

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Laois: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Falin: Prettiest Smile.

Marcille: Nicest Personality.

Chilchuck: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Senshi: Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one.

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Kabru : I can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore out of this one :(

Rin : Manslaughter it is then.

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chilchuck: chuck it across the room.

laois, with the shittiest hearing: frostie?

chilchuck: we're not doing this again.

laois: wait, what'd you say?

chilchuck: chuck it across the room.

laois: chick it across the—...oh.