#incorrect dungeon meshi

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Marcille, after reviving Falin: Does anyone have any questions?

Chilchuck: Is this legal?

Marcille: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[yarrayora]

chilchuck: you're still a virgin? makes sense

laios: yeah I haven't found the right one yet

chilchuck:

chilchuck: monster?

laios, nodding: monster

[third-generation-female-warrior]

[On a hike] Marcille: Wow, it's such a beautiful day today! We should give thanks to Mother Nature!

Chilchuck, right behind her, out of breath: Mother Nature is a WHORE!!

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

[kachowkachowhowyoulikemenow]

Part one Part two

Kabru's crazy eyes and his TPKs are quickly becoming my favourite thing to post about

[melpackets]

[ouroborosreilig]

park selfie :D

more moe chilchuck under the cut cus i couldn't decide LOL

[dunmeshi-totally-accurate-quotes]

Marcille: When I said, “Bring back something from the beach,” I meant like a seashell

Izutsumi, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn’t fucking say that

[bearloonz]

As a side observer who’s only dipped my toes in dungeon meshi, I think it’s really done the most fascinating thing which is like. Have a main cast wherein all of the characters are talked about in fandom. I think the benefit of making all these characters equally as freakish as each other in their own ways is that you don’t really have a huge barrier separating “obviously the main characters” and “these funny guys who are also there I guess.” I’ve seen as many (if not more) people post about Senshi, the funny big-eyed bearded dwarf guy, as I have Laois, the blonde standard anime-protagonist looking dude. Because they’re both the same amount of strange and presented narratively on the same level, of the same level of importance to the audience. You know. It’s very good.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Chilchuck: Besides, no offense, but what would you know about relationships anyway?

(Name): Well actually, smart guy, I— uh…

Chilchuck: Actually what?

(Name): (anxiously holding their tongue)

Chilchuck: Spill it!

(Name): Laios and I are dating!

Chilchuck: 😦 (+1 grey hair)

(Name): For like a couple of months now.

Chilchuck & Marcille: 😦😦

(Name): We have matching bracelets!

Senshi: 😶 (already knew)

[luxthestrange]

DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#3 Birds...

At Delgal's wedding

Thistle: What the hell were you thinking? Y/n: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Thistle: You released OSTRICHES!?!

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Kabru: I don't want to hurt their feelings

Laois: Hurt their feel- you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings, Kabru?

Kabru: Yeah. Don't you?

Laois: No! How do you get anything done?

Kabru: It's hard!

[mel0njooce]

[shibesky]

izutsumi...

[foolilazuli]

Chilchuck: Are you fucking for real?

Laios: Please don’t be mad

[goggleboidais]

Chilchuck: You know ancient elvish?

Senshi: I got bored with orcish.

Chilchuck: You know orcish?

Senshi: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Chilchuck: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Senshi: Yer don't know everything about me, Chilchuck. Now do yer want a gloves or a scarf?