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Guess who do be back from the dead, yo! It’s this fic/me :))

So uhh yeah im still alive, surprisingly, and I really do want to finish this fic, and I’m determined to do that, so here’s chapter 8, in a version I’m finally content with. 

It’s the confrontation with Wiley and the end of Miss Holloway’s role in Hannah’s Nightmare Time! A lot happens, so buckle up. 

RBs are always appreciated. Happy reading!! :))

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Richard, Pamela, Tony, Linda, Ada, Baxter, The Chastitys: I did a great job raising my children

Duke: You fucked up a perfectly good bunch of kids is what you did! Look at them, they've got anxiety!

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Tom: What's wrong?

Tim: *takes long drag from juice box*

Tim: My Skechers don't light up anymore

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*Ethan gets bitten by a snake*

Ethan: Lex, Hannah, I was bitten by a snake! What do I do? What if it was venemous?

Hannah: The internet says to 'elevate and apply pressure'

Ethan, grabbing the snake and holding it above his head: Apologize, bitch, or else

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Lex: Duke always looks so calm and composed, I wonder how he does it

Duke, internally: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f

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Hugo: You're overthinking this

Eleanor: I have anxiety, there is no other type of thinking available

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Elsabeth: Please be careful with all my emotional baggage

Elsabeth: It's designer

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Noel: Ethan, what are we going to do?

Ethan: What're you so worried about? You're so small Linda probably won't even see you

Noel: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Ethan: Ellie, there's never not a time because, just like you, life is short

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Jane, a car: I'm not responsible for what's about to happen

Tom: Yes, you are!

Jane: Not if I give a warning first!

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Lyanna: Miss Holloway, can I have a cookie before dinner?

Anne: What did Duke say?

Lyanna: He said no

Anne: Then why are you asking me?

Lyanna: 'Cuz he's not the boss of you?

Anne, internally: *this is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap*

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#friendship goals

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But do you REALLY want the K?

Hey, I like that chivilrousxhybrid post about kisses, but I felt it was missing some Important Smooches and had to fix that. So send me two characters and “I want the K” and I’ll generate a number for them!

1: Passionate Kiss

2: Gentle Peck

3: Firm Kiss

4: Shut-Up Kiss

5: Romantic (Tender) Kiss

6: Teary Kiss

7: Distract-Someone Kiss

8: Kiss in the Rain

9: Underwater Kiss

10: Upside-Down Kiss

11: Goofy Kiss

12: Almost Kiss

13: Hair Kiss

14: Forehead Kiss

15: Eyelid Kiss

16: Nose Kiss

17: Cheek Kiss

18: Jawline Kiss

19: Collarbone Kiss

20: Chest Kiss

21: Stomach Kiss

22: Hipbone Kiss

23: Hand/Wrist Kiss

24: Butterfly Kiss

25: Asker’s Choice (OR pick one from 1-12 and one 13-24)

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Tim: Hey, Lex, I have a math question.

Lex: The answer is cry about it.

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Noel, normally: I hate capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. No one should have to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities.

Noel, playing monopoly: Sorry, but if you wanted to win you could've tried just not being poor.

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Lyanna: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

David: Because their arms are too short-

Hugo, not looking up: Because they're dead.

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Elsie, to Duke: Sorry I'm late, I was fantasizing about being in a coma.

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Emma: Idiot!

Emma: *Kisses Paul*

Paul: We really need to pick new pet names for each other.