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I’ve decided to migrate all future posts onto my main blog, @bugaboo-valerie. Don’t worry; I won’t be deleting this account, but I want to do it there because I can expand it to more characters and gain more popularity (as I’m multifandom).

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Dany: What if we inverted our initials? Taenerys Dargaryen.

Margaery: Targaery Myrell.

Myrcella: Byrcella Maratheon.

Sansa: Sansa Stark- I don't like this game.

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Theon: I don't want to lie anymore.

Robb: Theon-

Jon: Lie about what?

Theon: *sighs* It's Robb. I've been dating Robb.

Everyone: ...

Everyone: ROBB??!!

Margaery: *stands up* Theon's not the only one!

Dany: *gasps* You're dating Robb, too?

Margaery: What? No- I...

Margaery: *sighs* Sansa's always been my best friend, but now I love her.

Sansa: *stands up and hugs Margaery*

Tormund: Wait a minute...

Tormund: *counting with his fingers* Theon and Robb... Margaery and Sansa? You mean...

Tormund: I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JON SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING?

Jon: Babe...

Bran: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

Theon: Wait, you have a boyfriend?

Bran: Yeah... he's one of the Reed kids, Jojen.

Dany: *throws her hands in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!

Everyone:

Dany: Is there anybody else who's going to come out?

Everyone: ...

Benjen: *materializes out of nowhere* I don't like anyone!

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Sansa: *singing* You gotta do the cooking by the book. Then you'll have a-

Arya: BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, NOW LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP

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Gendry, lovingly: Arya, you may be a bitch, but you're my bitch.

Arya: You may be a dumbass but you're my dumbass.

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Jon: Hey, I'm gonna run to the store and get some food. Do you want anything?

Ygritte: I want some gum.

Jon: But that only lasts two seconds.

Ygritte: Like you did last night?

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Daenerys: Do I look nice?

Sansa, irritably: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Daenerys: Perfect.

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Clap your hands if you're bisexual and a little bit of a dumbass.

Jon

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Arya: Dad, I'm hungry.

Ned: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Arya: Dad, I'm serious.

Ned: I thought you were hungry.

Arya: Are you kidding me?

Ned: Nope, I'm dad.

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Sansa: What's a Queen without her King?

Arya: Well, historically, better.

Sansa: Well, what's Juliet without Romeo?

Arya: Alive.

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Margaery: Strawberry milk don't taste like strawberry, but it sure as hell tastes like pink.

Sansa: Tea.

Margaery: Girl it's milk.

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Cersei: Are you calling me a liar?

Ned: I ain't calling you a truther!

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Tormund: Y'know, they say you are what you eat.

Jon: *stands up and goes to the top of a hill*

Sam: Jon, please don't-

Jon: *winks at Ygritte* This one's for you, Ygritte.

Jon: Everybody! You shall now address me as Ygritte!

Ygritte: Oh my god, you're an idiot.

Tormund: Yeah, but he's your idiot, sucker!

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Margaery: Strawberry milk don't taste like strawberry, but it sure as hell tastes like pink.

Sansa: Tea.

Margaery: Girl it's milk.