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Red army zoom meeting!!!

Fun fact: Edgar is the shortest of the red army boys! He’s 5’9” which is tall to my 5’2” ass but still

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MOD LYRIC MADE AN OOPS

I apologize for the mix up! That was supposed to go on a personal blog!

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Kyle: *slams down a gallon of milk* alright, this goes bad tomorrow, so within the next 24 hours I will drink all of this.

Jonah: why not just... throw it away?

Kyle: *stops chugging* I paid $3.50 for it, I'm getting my $3.50's worth.

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pls cybird

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nothing is stronger than vincent

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i dont make the rules this is how it works

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“its plot” he claims

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to be fair, leo is doing his best

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Seth: The most intimate handholding I will have, not just in the past few days but in fact my entire life, was with the young and handsome man that did my nails 20 minutes ago

Fenrir: I could offer you my hand-

Seth: Have you seen your cuticles? Never in a million years, dear

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Hideyoshi: I am well aware of your love-hate relationship with Mitsunari

Ieyasu, not even looking up: No, it's just a hate relationship.

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Theo: I'm not mean, I'm supportive in an alternative manner

Arthur: The only thing you're supporting is my progression to liver failure

Sebastian: Play nice, boys

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Sorry for the impromptu hiatus! Will be back to posting soon 💖

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Kenshin: I might be violent, but I’m cute so it’s okay

Shingen: I don’t know that cute is the right word...

Kenshin; elbowing Shingen in the side: I didn’t hear you just now over the strength of my cuteness. MC called me cute. I am cute.

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Comte: Are you looking for something?

Arthur: Yeah were do you keep your sweets?

Comte: In the pantry..?

Arthur: I thought sugar daddies kept candies on their person. That’s why MC calls you her sugar daddy, right?

Comte:

Comte: Take this mint and never speak about that again

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Sebastian: Please stop messaging me on Snapchat, we have a group text conversation for all things mansion related

Arthur: I was removed from it though

Sebastian: And who’s fault was that?

Arthur: Well I thought ‘Simpvania’ was a great name for the chat. See it’s simp and Transylvania me-

Sebastian: [blocking him on snapchat]

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Hideyoshi: I’m not their mother! If I was, they would listen to me, don’t you think?

Mitsuhide: Try it

Hideyoshi, sighing: Everyone, come in for dinner- Masamune cooked!

[everyone runs in from the garden and sits down]

Mitsuhide: Well dome, Hidemama

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MC: Shingen is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What can I do reach him?

Kenshin: Cut his legs off

Yukimura: Dump him

Sasuke: Drop from the ceiling and do a spiderman kiss

Shingen: Angel, please don't do any of those and simply ask me to bend down. I will gladly oblige...

MC: Wait Sasuke's idea wasn't too bad–