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Akura Malice: "Being good is for suckers. What do you even get out of it?" Akura Mercy: "A feeling of fulfillment in your soul." Malice: "Gross. That’s the grossest sentence I’ve ever heard."

(source: The Good Place)

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They don't let her have matches anymore.

Meira: If I had a lame-ass boyfriend I would hype him up so much. I would make him wait outside so I could go in first and be like "get ready, here comes the most specialest boy ever, if you don't cheer and clap for him I'll fucking blow this whole building up". 

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That's still more than Malice does for most of her kids

Mercy: Mother sent me a "get better soon" card.

Yerin: Huh, that was nice of her.

Mercy: Oh, I wasn't sick. She just thought I could do better.

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Ozriel: “Is this your card?” Makiel: *snorts* “No” Suriel: *pulls out her razor* Makiel: “Oh my gOD you little Houdini you did it!”

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Lindon: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Yerin: That's why I carry two swords.

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Suriel: "How many kids do you have?" Ozriel: "Biologically, emotionally, or legally?"

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Ozriel: "Black is hot as hell. I mean I look hot as hell but Holy shit is like 95 degrees outside."

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Yerin: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

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Eithan: Hey Yerin what do you want to eat?

Yerin: A bagel

Ruby: THE SOuLS OF THE INNOCENT

Yerin: two bagles

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she's not NOT a disney princess

Mercy: You really believe me? Ziel: Mercy, you're the last good person here. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. 

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sir, you are ON TRIAL

Ozriel: Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking. 

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Ozriel: "Ugh, l-look, I'm not gonna-" Makiel: "Do it!" Ozriel: I'm Oz and I was wrong I'm singing the Oz wrong song I shouldn't have taken that chance Now here's my remorseful dance." Makiel: "Do the kicks! Jazzier!"

(source: Gravity Falls)

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admittedly, we don't know he's venomous

Yerin: Dross, quick, what do I do for a snakebite?

Dross: Elevate and apply pressure.

Yerin: Got it. (lifting Jai Long up by the throat) Apologize or else.

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Mercy: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Lindon: And this gun I found.

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Eithan: Why do guys call each other "pretty boy" as an insult? That's the most flattering thing anyone could say to me. Eithan: Call me pretty boy Eithan: Tell me I'm the prettiest boy you've ever seen

(source: idk)

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Akura Mercy: "Interesting fact! T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt! In case you're wondering, it's because of the short arms!"

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Ozriel, holding Yerin and Lindon: Suriel, please, these are my emotional support protagonists.