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I haven't posted much lately, and thought I should make it clear the blog is on hiatus for a while. Me and Star Wars were already on the outs, and nothing today improved the situation.

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Darth Bandon: Prepare for your destruction, Jedi! Revan: I have a name, you know. Darth Bandon: Really? What is it? Revan: I don’t know.

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Another commission for @bingusbongusminghiskinghis

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Hot take: no one from Ebon Hawk's crew helps deal with gizka because they know how much Revan likes them and try not to reveal their knowledge.

I don't believe anyone else in the crew would turn down a chance to screw with Revan right back.

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If Revan couldn't beat Miss Piggy, NOBODY gets to beat Miss Piggy.

Final Round

Propaganda under the cut

Miss Piggy

She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

GLaDOS

I mean, obviously.

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Thinking back on the Ahsoka series, I know many people, myself included, drew parallels between Baylan Skoll and Kreia. They both show a pretty cynical outlook, and Baylan's plan is likely rooted in distrust of the Force, much like Kreia's. That's about where the similarities end.

Whereas Kreia infamously cannot shut the hell up, Baylan is the opposite, excessively cryptic. One reason I find Baylan more sympathetic than Kreia is that he at least thinks he's going to help people once he... does whatever he's attempting to do. Kreia pays lip service to the idea of helping people by rejecting the Force, but it's pretty obvious manipulation and her actions aren't meant to help anyone except herself.

I think the better comparison is between Baylan and the Exile.

Both were Jedi Generals, both were among the few survivors of the Jedi Order's near-extinction. What really sets Baylan apart from Kreia and makes him closer to the Exile is choosing to teach Shin. In an age of darkness where many Force-sensitives never discovered their power, Baylan found one and trained her. Certainly a non-traditional apprenticeship, but still with elements of Jedi culture, like Shin's padawan braid. The foundation is presumably similar. Shin thinks of herself as a Jedi, though Baylan says she's something "more" than a Jedi, whatever that means. Explain yourself, you enticingly vague dilf.

As far as we know, Baylan never joined the Sith/Empire at any point, to any degree. He wasn't an inquisitor, or any kind of imperial agent, and he seems to loathe Vader specifically. How he and Shin survived for decades is uncertain, but they must've kept themselves far from galactic society, far from the Empire. In exile. There's no loyalty to Thrawn, the admiral just happened to be where Baylan wanted to go and Thrawn's followers could help him get there. When he recalls the Jedi, he's saddened they were killed and wants to understand why it happened. The Order wasn't what Baylan wanted it to be. He's devastated that it's gone.

Baylan's not dark, he's wounded.

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Everyone please congratulate Bastila for becoming the democratically-elected KotOR Fuck Sayer.

Inspired by this post from @cleophantom.

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Inspired by this post from @cleophantom.

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Inspired by this post from @cleophantom.

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THEN STOP CANCELLING IT EVERY WEEK

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Star Wars Lesbians Bracket FINALS

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Anyone voting in polls based on "canon" need a lesson in reading subtext. Giancarlo Volpe did not push barrissoka in 2009 for you to complain about canonicity. Barriss did not break Ahsoka's heart (and ribs) then spend years haunting Ahsoka's narrative to have her disaster lesbian credentials questioned.

Anyway,

Star Wars Lesbians Bracket FINALS

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pov: mandalorian

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Somewhere out there, there's an apex predator. I want it to know I'm the NEW apex predator around here.

-Revan, on any given planet.