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All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.”

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001, dir. Peter Jackson

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Brothers of Gondor.

“Remember this day, little brother. “

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goldberry and tom bombadil in the withywindle

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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Found this draft from when I was insanely sleep deprived lol

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imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

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Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees

Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife

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So glad he goes by his Sindarin name because good lord

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Elvis who is your favorite The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings character

Woah mama I love the little Bimbo guy hummina hummina hummina

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*ghost sound*

AAAH

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ahh yes. My favourite character.

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my contribution

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I’m sure someone else has done this but I had yet to see it

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is this… is this anything :)