#tolkien meme

[sparknoteslitmemes]

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I DID IT APOLOGIES FOR MY UGLY LAUGH AT THE END

[gandalf-the-fool]

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[reese-haleth]

i reread return of the king a few months ago and now i’m a denethor defender hes so cool and complex and tragic and brave and-

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

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[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

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[booksinthelakes]

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Literally would watch this on repeat.

Like daily. Hourly. EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.

[leaffsheep]

Couldn’t stop giggling while making this

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

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[autistook]

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