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Hwasa: Do you support gay rights?

Moonbyul: I am gay.

Wheein: She's dodging the question!

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Wheein: My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.

Wheein: But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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Interviewer: Could you use one word to describe yourself? Let's start with Moonbyul.

Moonbyul: GAY. *gay smirk & winks at Solar*

Solar: SHE MEANS HAPPY. SHE IS HAPPY. SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING ELSE. I SWEAR OMG. IS IT HOT IN HERE?!

*gay panics & hyperventilates for a full minute*

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Moonbyul: Mark the day, Hwasa. May 18th, 4:00 PM.

Hwasa: Oh, honey. We are well into september.

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Moonbyul: Who ate my leftovers!?

Hwasa: *eating leftovers* Who ate Solar's ass?

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Wheein: I have good news….and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Hwasa:

Hwasa: Good

Wheein: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER do it again.

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Wheein: Do you think Build-A-Bear is just a way to get kids interested in taxidermy?

Hwasa: It's Valentine's Day, please just accept the gift or not

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Solar: I have a bad feeling about this...

Moonbyul: What do you mean?

Solar: Don't you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?

Moonbyul: No.

Solar: That...that explains so much.

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Moonbyul: (Laying on Solar’s lap) Tell me I’m pretty.

Solar, lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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Moonbyul: (Honks horn at hot girl)

Girl: (Keeps walking)

Moonbyul: (Honks horn again)

Bus driver: Miss if you touch the horn again I will stop this bus.

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Moonbyul: Weird, all my shirts keep on disappearing.

Solar, wearing Moonbyul’s shirt: Spooky.

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Moonbyul: Where do you wanna go for dinner?

Solar: I dunno I kind of hate all our regular places right now. [pause] Oh, you know what? That one-

[Moonbyul stops and gets down on one knee]

Moonbyul: Hey Solar, will you..... wait for me one second, while I tie my shoe?

Solar: I hate you

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Moonbyul: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Solar: You’re a hazard to society.

Hwasa: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Solar: All right girls, we need a new concept for our comeback. Any ideas?

Wheein, raising her hand: We make it gayer.

Moonbyul and Hwasa: [Stand up and start clapping]

Solar, pointing at Wheein: YES.

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Wheein [throws open the door]: So you two ARE having sex

Solar: *Sitting in a corner, on her phone*

Moonbyul: *On the bed reading a book*

Solar: We are? Moonbyul, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my phone.

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